Stupid little things that bug you

[Stephen230]

I seem to recall ITV missed a goal right at the start of a second half, they were still on an advert break. I can't recall the game.
Another thing that irritates me, is when the co-commentator is answering a question about tactics or something, but doesn't stop to allow commentary when a good attack develops.

To be fair, I’m not 100% sure it was the BBC. I was just assuming both major channels were showing it and that we would have had BBC on in our house.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You certainly know your onions

Au contraire its all French to me.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Isn't cadence a musical term?

I wish I knew.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I've had a couple of takeaways recently and have noticed that the delivery driver's eyes go to my hand everytime I go to the door. I've just paid a fucking delivery fee you ****.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I live rurally and accept that dogs will be dogs. My neighbour has a red setter and it shits on our lawn. He's old now but the neighbour watches him do it. Because he's old I would feel bad about shouting at him (well, I did open the window front window once and shouted fuck off and the neighbour and another neighbour were stood in the adjacent field chatting and saw me), so now I'm reduced to ranting about it on the Internet instead. In fact I am beginning to doubt the dog was even there. Yes, im having a bad day.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I thought I heard an onion in my fridge singing Bee Gees songs, turned out to be a chive talking.

So I asked the chive if he wanted to become an onion and he told me he was "staying a chive staying a chive".

I'll get me coat.

Every time I opened the fridge I swear I could hear a distant Bee Gees song.

Tuns out it was just the chives talking...

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.

Sore subject here. Pulled mine out last week to clean it and the fucker fell on the floor and cracked clean in half lengthways.

 

[Barcon]

Sore subject here. Pulled mine out last week to clean it and the fucker fell on the floor and cracked clean in half lengthways.

Duct tape.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Sore subject here. Pulled mine out last week to clean it and the fucker fell on the floor and cracked clean in half lengthways.

Duck / duct tape is a good fix. That or E-Spares.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Duct tape.

As someone who worked for Boeing once told me, if you can't fix it with duct tape then you aren't using enough duct tape