Stupid little things that bug you

[Bonzo Nododo]

Indeed but nothing beats the mind boggling imbecility of a bloke in the same carriage as me once who loudly bellowed his full credit card details, including the 3 digit number on the back, down the phone.
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Not noise but the train from Wilmslow to Piccadilly was always chokka but many pricks use to spread themselves over seats using briefcases costs etc as people were standing
One used to take up four seats on his own so we targetted him. He didn't like it one bit especially when one of us went and asked him to move his stuff. Once he had reorganised his stuff then the other of us would go and ask him to move the stuff again. He still spread his stuff but it was a laugh for us and fellow passengers.
I bet the twint got on at Alderley Edge .

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

'Sealed' plastic milk cartons that leak when you lay them on their side.

 

[idahoblues]

'Sealed' plastic milk cartons that leak when you lay them on their side.

Sealed whole chicken that leaks bloody juices when you lay it on it’s side

 

[idahoblues]

The number of job vacancies advertising for an outreach officer seem never ending. And I still don't have a clue what one of them is or does.

Reach out to them and ask

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Sealed whole chicken that leaks bloody juices when you lay it on it’s side

... which then leaks into the salad drawer in the fridge.

 

[Blue Mist]

... which then leaks into the salad drawer in the fridge.

@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.

 

[Magicpole]

@Magicpole that ones a bit hard to explain, basically it is a compartment at the bottom of the fridge where you put green growy things. Mainly foreign muck like lettuce and, lets say this together, tomatoes, although to be fair they are usually red.

Vegetable Compartment you say? Sounds like a port hole to a black hole of endless regret.

 

[Protein Junkie]

... which then leaks into the salad drawer in the fridge.

Leeks are normally found in a salad draw Trevor

 

[citizen_maine]

Leeks are normally found in a salad draw Trevor

You certainly know your onions

 

[East Level 2]

You certainly know your onions

I thought I heard an onion in my fridge singing Bee Gees songs, turned out to be a chive talking.

So I asked the chive if he wanted to become an onion and he told me he was "staying a chive staying a chive".

I'll get me coat.