Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

How do you feel about Allan Langer being referred to as “Alfie” though?

Almost as bad, but at least he never got referred to as "Alfie" on team sheets

 

[Banshee]

Couples on house search tv shows. Want an authentic, old, characterful, country cottage but don't like beams and want barn sized rooms with high ceilings.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Fucking Liverpool

 

[talkativesprout]

When you phone up a hospital medical secretary and her voicemail informs you tomorrow she is on annual leave and leaves an alternate number whose voicemail reveals she comes of annual leave the day you are phoning...ergo these two lazy bitches are having a day off whilst in work...and you can fuck off The NHS isn't free and has more lazy incompetent twats in it than any Liverpool car plant

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Couples on house search tv shows. Want an authentic, old, characterful, country cottage but don't like beams and want barn sized rooms with high ceilings.

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

 

[Banshee]

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

Yes! Also those with a must have list as long as ya arm. They show them just what they ask for and they pick it to pieces. Just build it yourself with ya massive budget.

 

[give it to gordon]

Oh there’s worse than that, those that tell the presenter what they want and then, when asked, say their budget is something huge like £1.5M. And they’re about 30 years old too.

Or the those that say their budget is £1.5M than find another £250k to buy their 'dream' house.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Those rescue type programmes, cars, houses, lifestyles etc etc where the experts only have 5 days to completely change someones living conditions etc and miraculously they just manage it in the face of extreme adversity. Come and sort my garden out in 5 days you twats and really impress me.

 

[DiscoSteve]

here's something else that bugs me - those fuckwit little cars just big enough for a driver, their one frend (or more likely their mum as they don't have any friends) and a briefcase - f**king abominations, and dangerous as hell, which is why I'm always so surprised they're driven by little stirling moss's or lewis hamilton's wannabe's

 

[give it to gordon]

If I dont spot my missus has dyed her hair I get that look of you just dont notice me anymore lol

I am sat here on bluemoon having shaved my longish beard of at 5pm yesterday, still waiting for the missus to notice lol