Stupid little things that bug you

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People in supermarkets who take something off the shelves and walk round eating it, dropping crumbs everywhere, then present an empty wrapper at the checkout.
You’re here to shop, not eat you twats.

Hahaha what? Never seen this, what kind of shithole do you do your shopping?

 

[Blackley_Blue]

When I worked on the phones...

People who ring up and ask you for a phone number and as you start to give it them, they stop you while they spend 5 fucking minutes looking for a pen... You've spent 5 minutes waiting to get through to me, could you not have looked for a pen then...

And then to top it off, you give them the number for the department they asked for and they say "and is that the number for department 'a'?".... No, you asked me for the number for department 'a' but I thought I'd give you the number for the the local fucking chippy...

 

[Vincent van Rough]

BBC Football's results page. Womens results shown inbetween The Championship and League One. Womens sport in general needs its own pages.

 

[KS55]

Hahaha what? Never seen this, what kind of shithole do you do your shopping?

Asda.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

I used to hate food shopping, now I dont get annoyed at the fit and healthy twats using the "disabled parking" places, the "parent & child" parking, the "ginger haired lesbian with piles" parking,
The fat ugly parents with there snotty nosed, noisy kids treating the shop like its a fuc#ing playground, the trolley I get having a dodgy/squeeky wheel, getting in the wrong queue at the till, having my items more or less thrown at me while trying to cram it back in a box by some underpaid youth under instuctions to work as quickly as possible,
The wind & rain while trying to get back to my car in the car park,
I just sit back with a brew, click a few buttons & it turns up in a van on my doorstep, Happy days :-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Asda.

Ha well that explains it

 

[give it to gordon]

When people say 'ow are yer, alright? Like they actually give a fuck, lol.

Ow are yer alright ?






;)

 

[laserblue]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

I don't mind parent and child bays used, as originally intended, by someone with a toddler in a push chair. It's the dickheads who park in a P&C space and when the doors open a perfectly fit and healthy 10 year old jumps out and runs into the store.

 

[Winchester]

Dianne Bourne of the MUEN and her obsession with running after Celebrities

 

[Tuearts right boot]

“Parent and child” parking bays.

Fuck off.

If you decide to have a kid then why should everyone else give up a parking spot just so you can have a family day out in Morrisons?

Not that it affects me personally - I always park in the farthest corner of any supermarket car park I can find so some other blind inconsiderate brain dead selfish **** doesn’t ding my door and drive off.

Exactly, they should be parking at the other end of the car park so the pizza eating, fat lazy little fuckwits can get some exercise.