Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

Haha

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Crikey, that's King Kong's Japs Eye

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I can recommend one that has no idea who the McGuinesses are.

I'm guessing the male in question is the unfunny ****, that's hung on to the coat tails of Peter Kaye for the last 20odd years...... and his wife

Either that, or it's the murdering Irish **** that blew up people..... and his wife

 

[1961_vintage]

No idea. Never heard of them.

The McGuiness twins. Passmee and Toppup.

 

[give it to gordon]

The weekly power cut. It takes ages for the Internet to reboot

 

[Bettys Bell]

Erik Ten Hag

 

[Magicpole]

The adverts for that woman cream stuff they put on, again, just as I'm settling down to tea I'm confronted with half a dozen fat, sweaty women, shaving their hairy pits...and I'm supposed to understand it all. That and disposable Pissy knickers, bowel slackeners and graphic descriptions of women with the decorators in...FFS

What happened next?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People saying “100%” every other fucking word.

Makes me want to slap them.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

People saying “100%” every other fucking word.

Makes me want to slap them.

This 100%

 

[Bill Walker]

People saying “100%” every other fucking word.

Makes me want to slap them.

110% is worse.

 

[East Level 2]

Rice from supermarkets.
The ones where you snip the corner of the pack then stand the pack upright in the microwave. - And inevitably the pack is too tall and it catches on the top and falls over while cooking.
The answer is to cut off more of the pack but that just means the rice dries out. WTFIGO?

 

[blumoonrisen]

Rice from supermarkets.
The ones where you snip the corner of the pack then stand the pack upright in the microwave. - And inevitably the pack is too tall and it catches on the top and falls over while cooking.
The answer is to cut off more of the pack but that just means the rice dries out. WTFIGO?

It's for lazy twats and tastes awful. Only takes 10min to cook proper rice.

 

[Bill Walker]

It's for lazy twats and tastes awful. Only takes 10min to cook proper rice.

I will only eat wholemeal rice and it takes about 3 fucking days, so we get the packets. :)

 

[KS55]

I will only eat wholemeal rice and it takes about 3 fucking days, so we get the packets. :)

The trick with whole rice is to soak it first. 30–60 mins, warm water.

 

[East Level 2]

It's for lazy twats and tastes awful. Only takes 10min to cook proper rice.

Thank you Fanny Fucking Cradock. - One for the other FOCs on here.

 

[BrianW]

Fish and chip shops that sell 'fish' without specifying the species. It always makes me think they are selling cheap shit.

Pretentious fish and chip shops that sell chips with the skin on. Lazy twats, can't even be arsed to peel potatoes.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fish & chip shops that microwave a pie....if i wanted a soggy pastry mess that falls apart in my hand I'd ask for one.

 

[KS55]

Those plastic nets that hold vegetables like onions, lemons etc.

 

[MellowJoe]

Those plastic nets that hold vegetables like onions, lemons etc.

I wouldn't want to play animal vegetable or mineral with you

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Britains got Talent, starting to really dislike the serious side of it...the idiots I can put up with but now anything that vaguely relates to children and dogs is going through. Empty a childrens ward onto the stage and its ' Golder Buzzer Time ' . Some woman with a Sheepdog that's clearly got more IQ than the owner and probably a better social life is a sure fire winner. And as for Alesha ' Right on Sister' Dixon....... Too scripted and predictable. Bring back Hughie Green.

I wonder if anyone could find the original Clapometer?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I wonder if anyone could find the original Clapometer?

It's in the Science Museum.