Stupid little things that bug you

It should be illegal for plumbers and sparks to remove any type of flooring.
Witnessed plumbers doing it today and sparks cutting out studs to install wall sconces.
Almost nutted the drywaller who, for some reason, thought the guy trimming out the house was his bitch.
The painter just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Told them all to "fuck off and see how you do tomorrow coz I'm staying home".
 
Witnessed plumbers doing it today and sparks cutting out studs to install wall sconces.
Almost nutted the drywaller who, for some reason, thought the guy trimming out the house was his bitch.
The painter just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Told them all to "fuck off and see how you do tomorrow coz I'm staying home".
All creaking floors are caused by these cowboys.
 
That new way of packing minced meat is a fucking bastard. I accept it may cause less waste and I don't want to choke a whale just for the hell of it but I find it no better than the old solid plastic bases with a soft top but the meat is somehow vacuum packed in there and comes out in one big blob that is then really hard to cook with. Just started a chilli and it took ages to break down the meat.

 
That new way of packing minced meat is a fucking bastard. I accept it may cause less waste and I don't want to choke a whale just for the hell of it but I find it no better than the old solid plastic bases with a soft top but the meat is somehow vacuum packed in there and comes out in one big blob that is then really hard to cook with. Just started a chilli and it took ages to break down the meat.

Get a meat masher, just a few quid from Amazon.
 
Councils, hate them with a passion. 4 - 5 months to buy a house, hold up due to council surveyors.....costing me money in rental income whilst they expect me to pay my council tax plus 150% if I dont reach certain rental figures. Then the fuckers wonder why but clearly dont care the tourist industry is on its arse......... Work shy grabbing twats.
 
Bastard rain again.
We had 2/3 days without it, a nice bit of sun and that’s it for another 12mths.
Grey depressing clouds and getting pissed wet through to look forward to….
 
All this "Star Wars Day" nonsense. No, saying "May the 4th be with you"i isn't remotely funny. Star Wars is a load of pompous American crap anyway, and any adult who still obsesses about it needs to have a word with themselves.
Stars are very hot I believe.
So what kind of alien life would they support to fight these wars?
Would they be made from asbestos?
 

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