Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

My only aspirations at this moment in time is trying to get two hours to myself to watch a movie fella...Either that or become newly single and that sounds promising.

You know it makes sense Sweep mate.

 

[give it to gordon]

Cars dip beam that seem to flash you every time they drive over a small bump

 

[Cellarite]

Reminds me of the ageless public conversation between two women, it's probably been going on since the days of The Canterbury Tales.

'So she said (tedious details)
'So I said (tedious details)
'So she said (tedious details)'
<Continues to infinity>

With the modern variant:
'So I was like...
'She was like...
'So I was like...'

"So she turned round and said......"

Why weren't you facing each other during an argument?

 

[Dirty Harry]

My missus! Doing my fucking head in lately...I literally don't get a minute to myself all week apart from watching City that's all I ever ask! I work days and she works evenings, She brings the kids to school and goes home from 9am-3pm she is by herself, Yes she does the housework ect but she also gets peace and quiet everyday...I go to work at 6am and get home at 6pm and then like to spend time with the kids before they go to bed, Most nights I go asleep when I put the kids down...Anyway, I've tried to stay up little later as it just feels like I work and sleep so I've started to watch Movies and Shows when the kids are asleep, She comes in the door from work at 11pm or so sits on the sofa and basically have her phone on full blast watching fucking TikTwats or Youtube whilst I've a film on, And when I'm asleep early she NEVER goes into the sitting room after work she always goes straight to bed munching on a fucking buscuit and the big light shining off her phone light a fucking lighthouse.

Anybody want to take her off my hands?? FFS

It’s fuckin selfish mate, I lived with a girl who, if I moved a centimetre during the night, would hit the roof (bi-polar ****) so much so, if I got up at 3-4am, the night before I had to set all my stuff out in order so I didn’t make any noise or turn lights on, then literally slide out of bed inch by inch like a snake.
Her ? 2-3am etc, can’t sleep, YouTube, videos, facefuck, lights on laughing her head off, music blasting out, and thought that was ok.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Cars dip beam that seem to flash you every time they drive over a small bump

Or when you let someone through a gap on a tight road and they flash you and you’re like ‘yeah thanks for fucking blinding me mate a wave would have done’.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

It’s fuckin selfish mate, I lived with a girl who, if I moved a centimetre during the night, would hit the roof (bi-polar ****) so much so, if I got up at 3-4am, the night before I had to set all my stuff out in order so I didn’t make any noise or turn lights on, then literally slide out of bed inch by inch like a snake.
Her ? 2-3am etc, can’t sleep, YouTube, videos, facefuck, lights on laughing her head off, music blasting out, and thought that was ok.

That’s outrageous

 

[Dirty Harry]

That’s outrageous

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

 

[-dabz-]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

I'd book myself in for a session with her...Imagine the fun you could have...

 

[SWPISHOME]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

I'm starting to think that I'm now in a relationship with your ex! Haha

I get the exact same treatment. She goes off on one but supposedly (she's not shouting, She's just saying)...I say something back but (I'm shouting and starting a row)...Then it comes to "You're nothing but a Dickhead" bla bla bla

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

Sounds like the word therapist is unnecessary. Just psycho would do!…