Stupid little things that bug you

[A57 the snake]

The war office never ever puts water in the kettle after she’s emptied it.

 

[bluebc]

Swapping lanes in a motorway traffic jam

 

[melrose40yarder]

Cash points ,Self service tills asking for donations to all sorts of charities.
Also online shopping has a donation box.
I give to 3 charities which i choose not some corparate monolith choosing for me.
Its bollocks and needs to stop.

 

[york away to this!]

Genuine question, Do you think I'm being selfish or a grumpy **** by saying what I said? I want you to be honest, I had a pop at her last night when she came in over what she done, I was watching Beast the movie I wanted to see...She comes un the door and sits down and has TikTok ect listening to shite. Personally I find it very fucking rude and selfish. I do doubt myself sometimes though for having a pop I do think "Am I just a grumpy ****".

Think I just saw her video on tiktok. Something about living with a miserable bastard who does fuck all apart from go on some shitty football forum...

 

[Deleted member 77198]

“The U.K.”

Nobody ever used to use this term. There are even fewer syllables in “Bri-tain”.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Think I just saw her video on tiktok. Something about living with a miserable bastard who does fuck all apart from go on some shitty football forum...

Hahaha brilliant :) There's a reason why I a miserable bastard though :)

 

[mat]

Scousers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

My missus! Doing my fucking head in lately...I literally don't get a minute to myself all week apart from watching City that's all I ever ask! I work days and she works evenings, She brings the kids to school and goes home from 9am-3pm she is by herself, Yes she does the housework ect but she also gets peace and quiet everyday...I go to work at 6am and get home at 6pm and then like to spend time with the kids before they go to bed, Most nights I go asleep when I put the kids down...Anyway, I've tried to stay up little later as it just feels like I work and sleep so I've started to watch Movies and Shows when the kids are asleep, She comes in the door from work at 11pm or so sits on the sofa and basically have her phone on full blast watching fucking TikTwats or Youtube whilst I've a film on, And when I'm asleep early she NEVER goes into the sitting room after work she always goes straight to bed munching on a fucking buscuit and the big light shining off her phone light a fucking lighthouse.

Anybody want to take her off my hands?? FFS

You sound like a man with absolutely no aspirations mate.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You sound like a man with absolutely no aspirations mate.

Can always pick more up from the pharmacy and I prefer paracetamol myself anyway.

 

[SWPISHOME]

You sound like a man with absolutely no aspirations mate.

My only aspirations at this moment in time is trying to get two hours to myself to watch a movie fella...Either that or become newly single and that sounds promising.

 

[Stoned Rose]

My only aspirations at this moment in time is trying to get two hours to myself to watch a movie fella...Either that or become newly single and that sounds promising.

You know it makes sense Sweep mate.

 

[give it to gordon]

Cars dip beam that seem to flash you every time they drive over a small bump

 

[Cellarite]

Reminds me of the ageless public conversation between two women, it's probably been going on since the days of The Canterbury Tales.

'So she said (tedious details)
'So I said (tedious details)
'So she said (tedious details)'
<Continues to infinity>

With the modern variant:
'So I was like...
'She was like...
'So I was like...'

"So she turned round and said......"

Why weren't you facing each other during an argument?

 

[Dirty Harry]

My missus! Doing my fucking head in lately...I literally don't get a minute to myself all week apart from watching City that's all I ever ask! I work days and she works evenings, She brings the kids to school and goes home from 9am-3pm she is by herself, Yes she does the housework ect but she also gets peace and quiet everyday...I go to work at 6am and get home at 6pm and then like to spend time with the kids before they go to bed, Most nights I go asleep when I put the kids down...Anyway, I've tried to stay up little later as it just feels like I work and sleep so I've started to watch Movies and Shows when the kids are asleep, She comes in the door from work at 11pm or so sits on the sofa and basically have her phone on full blast watching fucking TikTwats or Youtube whilst I've a film on, And when I'm asleep early she NEVER goes into the sitting room after work she always goes straight to bed munching on a fucking buscuit and the big light shining off her phone light a fucking lighthouse.

Anybody want to take her off my hands?? FFS

It’s fuckin selfish mate, I lived with a girl who, if I moved a centimetre during the night, would hit the roof (bi-polar ****) so much so, if I got up at 3-4am, the night before I had to set all my stuff out in order so I didn’t make any noise or turn lights on, then literally slide out of bed inch by inch like a snake.
Her ? 2-3am etc, can’t sleep, YouTube, videos, facefuck, lights on laughing her head off, music blasting out, and thought that was ok.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Cars dip beam that seem to flash you every time they drive over a small bump

Or when you let someone through a gap on a tight road and they flash you and you’re like ‘yeah thanks for fucking blinding me mate a wave would have done’.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

It’s fuckin selfish mate, I lived with a girl who, if I moved a centimetre during the night, would hit the roof (bi-polar ****) so much so, if I got up at 3-4am, the night before I had to set all my stuff out in order so I didn’t make any noise or turn lights on, then literally slide out of bed inch by inch like a snake.
Her ? 2-3am etc, can’t sleep, YouTube, videos, facefuck, lights on laughing her head off, music blasting out, and thought that was ok.

That’s outrageous

 

[Dirty Harry]

That’s outrageous

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

 

[-dabz-]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

I'd book myself in for a session with her...Imagine the fun you could have...

 

[SWPISHOME]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

I'm starting to think that I'm now in a relationship with your ex! Haha

I get the exact same treatment. She goes off on one but supposedly (she's not shouting, She's just saying)...I say something back but (I'm shouting and starting a row)...Then it comes to "You're nothing but a Dickhead" bla bla bla

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Tip of the ice berg mate, if she raised her voice (ie a tantrum) during a “discussion”, it was her being “passionate”, if I did it, and genuinely just raised my voice a bit, I was being an aggressive meathead, scarily she’s advertising and practicing as a Psychotherapist now, there’s definitely a gap missing in that word.

Sounds like the word therapist is unnecessary. Just psycho would do!…