Stupid little things that bug you

The explanation is so they can have a rest and spin out the length of the gig.

Having the crowd sing....Ray Davies does this a lot.
Especially the high bits of a song. I love Ray but it's fucking annoying.
Most recently was a Whitesnake tribute band. They finished with "Here I Go Again" and kept repeating the chorus over and over. First the band, then the crowd, constantly alternating. Got so boring and, as you say, took up the time for at least 2 other songs.
Have to say though, they were followed by a Guns 'n' Roses tribute act who were brilliant. 1 hour of non-stop hits.
 
Different clothing companies having different sizing systems to each other.

What is an XL with one label might be a L with another. An XXL with a different label might even be a M with another. Drives me up the wall.

Makes buying online impossible. Especially when half the time they don’t have proper measurements listed, and especially with shirts where I want specific neck, arm length, body length and chest measurements yet all they say is ‘Regular Fit’ (what the fuck kind of wank information is that? a furniture company wouldn’t sell a table or wardrobe and just say ‘Regular Size’ with no measurements).

Just have a standard fucking sizing system and list measurements in detail you tossers.
I just bought a pair of Puma trainers to wear when I'm working in finished houses.
In the website it says to order a half size bigger than what you would normally wear.
I ordered a size 12 and they are narrow as fuck. If they were a bit wider, I could have ordered an 11
Checked the website and they don't offer a wide size. I look like a clown with a pair of kayaks on my feet.
 
I just bought a pair of Puma trainers to wear when I'm working in finished houses.
In the website it says to order a half size bigger than what you would normally wear.
I ordered a size 12 and they are narrow as fuck. If they were a bit wider, I could have ordered an 11
Checked the website and they don't offer a wide size. I look like a clown with a pair of kayaks on my feet.
Duck footed fucker
 
Different clothing companies having different sizing systems to each other.

What is an XL with one label might be a L with another. An XXL with a different label might even be a M with another. Drives me up the wall.

Makes buying online impossible. Especially when half the time they don’t have proper measurements listed, and especially with shirts where I want specific neck, arm length, body length and chest measurements yet all they say is ‘Regular Fit’ (what the fuck kind of wank information is that? a furniture company wouldn’t sell a table or wardrobe and just say ‘Regular Size’ with no measurements).

Just have a standard fucking sizing system and list measurements in detail you tossers.
I bought a lightweight jacket in China and it had 5 or 6 Xs before the L.
 
My weekly update on things that bug me.

Going into Asda superstore for a fresh pizza for daughters tea!
Lady at the counter : there is a 25min wait.
Me : that’s no problem, i’ll potter about.
Lady at counter : what are you after?.
Me : Chicken and Sweetcorn.
Lady at counter : we don’t have any sweetcorn.
My brain : You work in a fucking food superstore with thousands of tins of sweetcorn on isle 11 you c*nt.

Mobile phone chargers, they decide when they want to charge your phone. Plug in one day and it charges fine, the next day nothing? You end up twisting and making the U and Z shapes with the wire hoping the fucking thing starts charging

My brother has ordered me the new England shirt from DH Gate. Not bad for £18.00.
Motherfucker has only bought me the red away one. FUCKING RED!!!!!!
I no longer have a brother……




…..nor do i own an England shirt either
 
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My weekly update on things that bug me.

Going into Asda superstore for a fresh pizza for daughters tea!
Lady at the counter : there is a 25min wait.
Me : that’s no problem, i’ll potter about.
Lady at counter : what are you after?.
Me : Chicken and Sweetcorn.
Lady at counter : we don’t have any sweetcorn.
My brain : You work in a fucking food superstore with thousands of tins of sweetcorn on isle 11 you c*nt.

My friend has Skyfibre but is unable to watch porn (too embarrassed to call up and take the block off)
So has to switch his wi-fi off on his mobile - his mobile signal isn’t the best and the bloody thing always buffers/stops at the good bits.
I feel sorry for him, what should take 5mins takes 10mins.

Mobile phone chargers, they decide when they want to charge your phone. Plug in one day and it charges fine, the next day nothing? You end up twisting and making the U and Z shapes with the wire hoping the fucking thing starts charging

My brother has ordered me the new England shirt from DH Gate. Not bad for £18.00.
Motherfucker has only bought me the red away one. FUCKING RED!!!!!!
I no longer have a brother……




…..nor do i own an England shirt either
Wow
 

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