Stupid little things that bug you

[Newman Noggs]

People in the background on the Antiques Roadshow who nod there head like they knew what the thing was & how much it was worth just because they are on the TV,
ie, some old bloke brings a long bit of old wooden stick onto the show, The expert says "ah yes this is a very rare 15th century Polynesian murder stick & is worth around £25,000" & some dickhead in the background is nodding away wisely like they knew that all along when really they just thought it was a old stick!

Also the faux look of shock affected by people who take something valuable in and then pretend they didn't know what it was worth before hearing it from the expert. Like there's no such thing as the internet. They're basically there to show off.

Also, while I think about it, those bastards who find out something is, surprisingly, worth a few bob but then claim they'd never sell it, it "means too much" to them. Yeah, so why did you take it to be valued ?

Mind you, it's made up for by the saps who take their family heirloom, "treasured for generations of the family", which turns out to be reproduction crap. To watch their greedy faces fall when they're told it's not worth putting in the auction is a highlight of the show (although I only watch it for Fiona Bruce). In front of millions too. You love to see it.

 

[Bettys Bell]

Liz Truss

 

[toolah1511]

Wireless printers that don’t connect

I swear this fucking thing is going through the window in a minute

I remember being round a mates house and walking passed his brothers room and seeing the brother standing over the printer holding his laptop and shouting "I can see it, you could see it yesterday why the fuck can you not see it now you useless piece of shit" only for the printer to start working and print out multiple pages.
Still tickles me to this day 15 years later.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

People who talk or sing all the way through a theatre production. I have paid to listen to the show not what your fucking britney is having for tea or where your sisters mate Chelsea is going on her fucking holidays.

 

[MikeF]

I remember being round a mates house and walking passed his brothers room and seeing the brother standing over the printer holding his laptop and shouting "I can see it, you could see it yesterday why the fuck can you not see it now you useless piece of shit" only for the printer to start working and print out multiple pages.
Still tickles me to this day 15 years later.

Brilliant

I’ve given up in the end as my pc has obviously fallen out with the printer and not talking anymore!!

 

[Grassland Blue]

Why do women need 9/10th of the wardrobe space and than say they have nothing to wear ?

My wife could provide enough dresses to clothe most of Oldham...

 

[give it to gordon]

My wife could provide enough dresses to clothe most of Oldham...

Just had to buy my missus another dress for the ladies night, she only wore last years once !. I am still wearing the same suit I have for years !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My wife could provide enough dresses to clothe most of Oldham...

My wife's got no style or fashion sense either.

 

[Stoned Rose]

When you blatantly give way to some **** and they just drive past without even looking at you let alone doing that “little wave” shit they’re supposed to do, the arrogant cunts.

 

[knuckles]

Yogurt pots that for some reason pop when you open them promptly spraying your dark jumper, it's like they have been pressurised inside grrrrrrrr