Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

And than take the next turning

No they usually have a 6th sense to stay in front of me for fucking miles.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Bruce Willis?

Motherfucker

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People calling Kieran Trippier ‘Trippy-ay’

As if they think he’s got a French name and they’re trying to sound like they’ve got some class about them knowing how to say it!

Trippier is an old Lancashire farming name so the ‘ier’ will be an abbreviated way of saying ‘herd’

 

[doots]

Retailers (b and q for example)offering a product for sale at say 99 quid but it's not available in store and it's delivery only for a tenner.
So it's not 99 quid is it you cunts?

 

[kaz7]

Drivers that dont give way to the right ,usually down at tesco car park , someone did it to me this morning and ended up blocking the entire mini roundabout rather than just wait a second and let me out , people lose their minds down there

 

[kaz7]

Accidentally getting cat food juice on my hands. I start flapping my hands up and down and repeatedly saying "eww eww" until I've managed to get to the tap.

Same here , i am a veggie and hate touching meat or fish

 

[mayo31]

Vegetarians who feel the need to tell us

Ex smokers who go on and on about it.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

People who say pre-planned.
So you planned it before you ergh planned it or did you plan to plan it before you ....oh forget it. You sound stupid.

That’s like pre-warned. WTF?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Tesco

Its TESCO....you dont go to Tesco's / Tescos....you go to TESCO

Like Marks & Spencers. Grrr.

 

[Cellarite]

People who take ages to drive when traffic lights turn to green.

They have one fucking thing to do.