Stupid little things that bug you

[Nellies left peg]

Bizarre. I’m currently covered in it.

Shit or silicone?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

National anthem singers, who sing the last couple of words in a different key to the rest of the words

 

[Barcon]

Shit or silicone?

Latex caulking. I look like an extra from anal assassins 12.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

After The Last Post is performed by the bugler at football games around Remembrance there’s supposed to be a two-minutes’ silence, started and ended with the referee’s whistle.

However, football fans have got into this daft habit of clapping the end of The Last Post like it’s some sort of talent performance and the whole thing collapses and is just sacked off.

 

[Gazza]

Having to ask Betfred staff to write 'best odds' for certain races on the bet slip rather than just automatically giving them to you.

 

[Bill Walker]

Betting adverts with Mark Whalberg

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Being a old fart I have got into gardening these past few years & whenever I get a new plant I read the ticket to see where to plant it & without fail it says "Moist but well drained"
I dont honestly think such a place exists unless you live on a beach or on a river bank?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Being a old fart I have got into gardening these past few years & whenever I get a new plant I read the ticket to see where to plant it & without fail it says "Moist but well drained"
I dont honestly think such a place exists unless you live on a beach or on a river bank?

A lady garden....

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Every single twat that goes on a programme like Jonathan woss.
Or that prick Graham Norton.
I walked into the front room this morning misses had Jonathan woss on.
I went mental.
Get that fucking shit off now I will not spend one second in a room with rio ferdinand on the telly.

 

[East Level 2]

Fucking roaming charges.