Stupid little things that bug you

[Koniec]

“Literally”. Fuck off with that shite

 

[Alan ogleys ball bag]

Old people taking ages in the meat and fruit sections in a supermarket. Just look at the date and put it in the basket no need to be touching it up.

I used to work at Asda on security , a bloke used to come in watched him camera scratching his town halls and fingers down his pants scratching his Aristotle then he would manhandle the fruit and veg

 

[kaz7]

No broadband for two days , fuck knows how much being on my phone cost me yesterday as i dont have a lot of data on my contract and how horrible is it on your phone , why do people chose to use the web on their phone , baffling

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Cnuts who can knowingly lie, keep a straight face and gaslight others.

A friend was supposed to call me to arrange a night out, but didn't. When I asked him why he hadn't called he said he did but there was no answer. Everybody has a telephone that list incoming calls whether answered or not. Such a stupid lie.

 

[dobingsdobber]

That Money for Nothing tv show. They take peoples junk from the rubbish tip and somehow make it look worse but some arty type **** still buys it.

For some reason it makes my piss boil. I suppose I could turn the TV over.

Nah,the picture would be upside-down then,would annoy you even more then.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I used to work at Asda on security , a bloke used to come in watched him camera scratching his town halls and fingers down his pants scratching his Aristotle then he would manhandle the fruit and veg

Sounds like he was handling different types of veg...

 

[Shuffs]

Cyclists who ride all the way to front of a queue of traffic at lights and plant themselves in front of the queue. Not just to the side......slap bang in front of the first car.

Cunts.

If you want parity on the roads...then get in the queue.

**apologies to any Cyclist on here....but it is the one thing that really gets my goat.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People in films who dribble or snot everywhere when they’re crying.

 

[Protein Junkie]

People in films who dribble or snot everywhere when they’re crying.

Should see me Cas - except I don’t cry.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

People in the media who continually mispronounce Qatar as catarrh.

Happens loads with our southern presenters,

Irahq
Irahn
Pakistahn

etc.