Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

Cruising steadily up to traffic lights or other hazard and some fuckwit decides they will be smart and jump into the lane you are in.
C*nts.

 

[Big Swifty]

Whenever you go into a shop/supermarket, there's silly Christmas songs blaring out from early November onwards.
I particularly hate "Santa Claus is coming to town", "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" and that dreary Paul McCartney thing about Simply Having Wonderful christmas Time.

 

[Big Swifty]

Commentators/pundits that can't recognise when a corner or free-kick is hit deliberately low or to the near post looking for a flick on. 'It was a poor corner'. No, it just didn't quite work, like the vast majority of corners.

Well, if it didn't work, it was a poorcorner. The ones that annoy me are the corners that sail over everyone's head ang go into touch on the other sde, or out for a goal-kick. All the big defenders have run 70 yrads to get into the box, and then have to trudge back again, because some duffer can't land a corner kick into the 18-yard box.

 

[Big Swifty]

Cruising steadily up to traffic lights or other hazard and some fuckwit decides they will be smart and jump into the lane you are in.
C*nts.

And when you're in loads of time, all the lights are green. When you are on the last minute, all the buggers are red.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Okay, i’m back……,

Children’s FREE games Apps which you upload onto your phone.
Then when the child is all excited, you and child have to sit through 2 x 30 second adverts of other games and finally it then tells you it’s free once you input your card details and you cancel within a certain time otherwise it’s £7.49 per mth.

You put something slightly heavy on my front passenger seat, bag/case of beers for example and 2 minutes down the road the car goes fucking mental…..like fuckin sirens and dashboard flashing!!!!! Shit myself.
Daft **** car thinks someones sat there and not wearing the seatbelt!!!!!!!

My 6 year old obsessed with scary films she’s not allowed to watch and constantly asking questions about them, Chucky, Pennywise, Stranger Things, Smiler (not heard of this) and this week it’s The Lost Boys - now banned from watching youtube with her older cousin!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Motorist who drive in heavy rain or fog without using their headlights, or even sidelights!

 

[doots]

Motorist who drive in heavy rain or fog without using their headlights, or even sidelights!

Unfortunately the stupid design of the modern motor car has made this more common.
The interior lighting on the dash/instrument panel will be lit up and often makes the driver think his(or her) exterior lights are on.
But there's also dumb fucks out there too :-)

 

[BrianW]

Paying-in machines at the bank that don't work (and haven't worked for at least a week) leaving me with no alternative but to queue up behind some dozy woman who has forgotten her PIN and needs to draw out £500 and has to spend forever proving who she is and sorting it out before I can pay in one cheque, which takes about 10 seconds when I actually get there.

 

[Kippaxpete]

People who have a dog, take them for a walk, let dog shit on pavement and don’t clear it up.

Almost as bad (but far more baffling), the lazy, selfish twats who bag up their dog's turd but then hang it on a branch! Do they think the local council employs someone to collect bags of dogshit from tree branches?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Paying-in machines at the bank that don't work (and haven't worked for at least a week) leaving me with no alternative but to queue up behind some dozy woman who has forgotten her PIN and needs to draw out £500 and has to spend forever proving who she is and sorting it out before I can pay in one cheque, which takes about 10 seconds when I actually get there.

Could you not post your cheque to the branch. I have been doing this for years but I don't know if your bank supports this, (it probably does though).