Stupid little things that bug you

Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?
 
Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?
Progress mate. Once upon a time the sign would have said, “Shitter“.
 
I hate all christmas songs, Its the same turgid rendition I have listened to for over fifty years. I enjoyed the song when they first featured in the hit parade pop pickers but Slade / Band Aid, Kirsty McColl, etc for the past 30 to 50 years does my head in.
And don’t get me started in Mariah Carey or that Santa baby song, they can all fuck off.

Yes , I know, I resemble the Grinch.
'A very merry Christmas'....
 
Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?
Well, it is where a lot of people go for a rest when they’re in work.

I have a lie down in Trap 3 sometimes.

People calling work loos or public toilets the ‘bathroom’ do my head in n’all. Is there a bath in there, is there?!
 
The fact that out next game being the Dippers means that I have to look at their bloody badge every time I go on to Blue moon, and will have to do so for another 3 weeks.!!!!
 
People asking me all the time where I am from.

I tell them the town, but they reply, "No, where are you really from?"

"Oh, England", I will reply.


Actually, I don't give a toss, a perfectly normal question............but when they ask, "Are you from Australia?"

Well, that's a step too far!!!!!
 
People asking me all the time where I am from.

I tell them the town, but they reply, "No, where are you really from?"

"Oh, England", I will reply.


Actually, I don't give a toss, a perfectly normal question............but when they ask, "Are you from Australia?"

Well, that's a step too far!!!!!
People ask me all the time where I'm from. Usually because I am wandering around dribbling, they then have the sense to look at my name tag and ring Mrs Mist to collect me.
 
Almost as bad (but far more baffling), the lazy, selfish twats who bag up their dog's turd but then hang it on a branch! Do they think the local council employs someone to collect bags of dogshit from tree branches?
It’s fuckin bizarre mate, I’ve racked my brain thinking of any possible reasoning in the past, in the end I filed it in the same section as people who clog up supermarket car parks so they can get a space near the door ie (and similar to you)‘bone idle fuckers’.
 
Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?
Maybe it'll confuse the chavs enough not to destroy it within a month of opening
 
Since when did a Toilet become a Rest Room? our local Garden Centre has had a re-furb & all of a sudden the Toilet has gone & there is a big new sign for the "Rest Room"? same old bogs as before, no sofas or comfy leather chairs so why the change of name?
You wouldn't want to "rest" in there, after I've been in, for at least 10 minutes.

I don't remember eating a dead rat in the last few days
 

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