Stupid little things that bug you

Spiders living behind wing mirrors... people who sit in the middle seat on trains and leave the one each side empty.. cyclists who go straight through red lights when your waiting to cross the road..
 
3 guys in the gym jacuzzi last night taking fuckin' selfies. Utter twats.
People who take selfies full stop are utter twats.

Twenty years ago, if you got your Fuji camera out and took a picture of yourself at arm’s length, you’d be rightly ridiculed by everyone around you for being a ****.

Now, everyone is a self obsessed weirdo.

I was waiting for a mate in town and looked over to a girl sat outside Starbucks and she was on her own just sat there taking selfies of herself in different poses and pouts. She was a good looking girl but her attractiveness dropped close to zero at that very moment!
 
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Cyclists who ignore the big “CYCLISTS DISMOUNT” signs at roundabouts and then fly round the roundabout they shouldn’t be on, endangering themselves and other motorists.

Fucking idiots
 
People who take selfies full stop are utter twats.

Twenty years ago, if you got your Fuji camera out and took a picture of yourself at arm’s length, you’d be rightly ridiculed by everyone around you for being a ****.

Now, everyone is a self obsessed weirdo.

I was waiting for a mate in town and looked over to a girl sat outside Starbucks and she was on her own just sat there taking selfies of herself in different poses and pouts. She was a good looking girl but her attractiveness dropped close to zero at that very moment!

Bang on.

Photo obsessed wankers are everywhere.

Went away with another couple recently and my mates wife kept stopping us every 30 yards for more photos. I asked when this would stop as it’s surely enough and she said “we’re creating memories”.

You’re 29 you prat, just fucking remember it in your brain.
 
Cyclists who ignore the big “CYCLISTS DISMOUNT” signs at roundabouts and then fly round the roundabout they shouldn’t be on, endangering themselves and other motorists.

Fucking idiots
So many bad and careless cyclists give decent cyclists a bad name. And many would do well to invest in good a pair of lights for a similar price of two packs of 20 cigs or 5 pints of ale!
 

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