Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

People who drive at 20 in a 30, and 30 on a 40mph road. If you are not competent to drive whilst being oblivious to pissing other drivers off, catch the fuckin' bus!

Indeed!

And people are all sheep n’all (that’s another thing that bugs me!)... there’s a road near me that’s ‘40’ where over the last few years more and more people just seem to be driving at 30 down it just because others seem to have started doing 30 down it.

Then, as the road spreads out into three lanes and you over take them, they stick two fingers up at you or give you a dirty look because you’ve been doing 40.

IT’S A ‘40’ ROAD TOU SET OF CUNTS!

 

[BimboBob]

You work in a gym?

Water boy/ sweat woman.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Bang on.

Photo obsessed wankers are everywhere.

Went away with another couple recently and my mates wife kept stopping us every 30 yards for more photos. I asked when this would stop as it’s surely enough and she said “we’re creating memories”.

You’re 29 you prat, just fucking remember it in your brain.

Memories are made by living in the moment. Otherwise their memories will just be a collection of moments where they took a picture.

LIVE THE MOMENT!

 

[Ban-jani]

Memories are made by living in the moment. Otherwise their memories will a collection of moments where they took a picture.

LIVE THE MOMENT!

It’s how you feel just as much, if not more, than the image of being there.

I know exactly how I felt, more so than what I saw, in the moments following Aguero lashing home the winner on the final day in 2012.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The wife, again. She tidies up before and during I'm making a mess and I've noticed that when she gets up at 5.30 to go out she makes the bed. With me still in it !!!!
We have a cleaner and she cleans up before the girl arrives..
I'm waiting in the car for her and without fail she just has to make a great fuss about itemising the rubbish and putting it in the proper bins, no wonder we're late...
I'm waiting in the car, again and she has to go to each of the fucking hounds and have a quiet word with each one and then give them a fucking biscuit and then read them a list of things not to do whilst we are out, then gives them a ' good boy biscuit ' upon our return when they've done fuck all and not destroyed the couch....

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That new Deliveroo advert where the woman gives out loads of different takeaways to a packed house and then dives into the bag saying “ooh bonjournooo Italianooo”

 

[Banned Tosspot]

That new Deliveroo advert where the woman gives out loads of different takeaways to a packed house and then dives into the bag saying “ooh bonjournooo Italianooo”

Makes me hungry.

 

[KS55]

The wife, again. She tidies up before and during I'm making a mess and I've noticed that when she gets up at 5.30 to go out she makes the bed. With me still in it !!!!
We have a cleaner and she cleans up before the girl arrives..
I'm waiting in the car for her and without fail she just has to make a great fuss about itemising the rubbish and putting it in the proper bins, no wonder we're late...
I'm waiting in the car, again and she has to go to each of the fucking hounds and have a quiet word with each one and then give them a fucking biscuit and then read them a list of things not to do whilst we are out, then gives them a ' good boy biscuit ' upon our return when they've done fuck all and not destroyed the couch....

Similar. Mrs KS cant leave the house directly.
"Oh, I'll just see if the curtains are drawn; just check the cat's food; just spring clean the kitchen..."
"Er....we have a taxi waiting, JUST GO"

 

[Bill the Blue]

There's a sign saying 'Bus Lane Suspended' (A big fcuk off yellow one that you can't miss). It's been there for months..

It's the way I go to work every day. Every f'kin morning on the way to work the useless ****s drive to the RHS of the bus lane only to cut in at the bottom of the road at the traffic lights, causing a bottleneck and delays as the traffic lights change quickly.

Every f'kin day it's the same, surely if you didn't see, read, understand the big yellow sign on day one the penny must drop by Tuesday or Wednesday!

Oh and a left hand indicator light on your car does not automatically mean I'm suddenly invisible and you can f'kin invade my space..

****S!

 

[BimboBob]

People who use the word "Super".

Lispers on TV/ radio.

Fat old people who can't get up and down the spirals.