Stupid little things that bug you

Fucking Spiders.
There’s no way that god exists if he made these motherf*ckers on purpose.

You could sort of understand if they were rainbow colours, had floppy ears or had a nice smile but just look at the evil little horrible hairy ugly (probably Rag) disgusting little creatures.

Some sicko’s on here will stick up for them due to some catching flies. Let’s not forget some have moved on like the Goliath Bird Eating Spider that eats f*cking BIRDS!

In 100-150yrs they’ll be eating children, mark my words
Well they're reducing the speed and booze limits so we need something else to stop the little fuckers taking over.
 
People who queue outside stores for hours for it to open.

Just read someone queuing up outside the new Pop Mart for Labubu store in the Trafford Centre for 12 hours with 300 others and spending £900 in there on dolls. WTF.
 
Losing reading glasses. Yet again an away trip with City results in me losing my reading glasses. Must have lost about thirty pairs in the last four years or so that I’ve needed them. Sick of buying the fuckers!
 
Losing reading glasses. Yet again an away trip with City results in me losing my reading glasses. Must have lost about thirty pairs in the last four years or so that I’ve needed them. Sick of buying the fuckers!
If only somebody would invent some sort of linked device that could go around a person's neck... :-)
 
Stupid new words made up by young people on social media, and then the Dictionary people add them to the dictionary, but still not as irritating as Nicola Sturgeon.
 
Losing reading glasses. Yet again an away trip with City results in me losing my reading glasses. Must have lost about thirty pairs in the last four years or so that I’ve needed them. Sick of buying the fuckers!
GET SOME STRING

I know your not deaf but as you can't read owt......... hang the fuckers from your neck with the string.
 
And eco settings that take 3 1/2 hours
My dishwasher has 7 programs. We use 2, quick wash and what I call ‘normal’.
No idea what the other five do.
I bought a washing machine recently and selected the one with the fewest options for that very reason.
 
People who Fanny around at the tills when you are in a rush trying to use Apple Pay and after 20 minutes say oh il just have to use my card then - silly cow!!!
 

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