Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

Bit risky these days

Music has charms to soothe a savage breast....

 

[Stephen230]

I think regressing is the word you are looking for, rather than evolving.

Evolve, regress, change. Written and particularly spoken language is always changing and always has and every single generation thinks the next generation is destroying it beyond repair.

 

[Bill Walker]

Adults who still talk like infants is not the evolution of language, it’s ffick cunts who don’t develop derr language skills after derr sixff birffday.

Can't listen to some.

Ian Wright
"A fink da ref shudda done sumfink Kels..."

ffs

 

[Stephen230]

Reading the ‘thick twats on quiz show’ thread has reminded me of another one.

People who watch ‘celebrity’ TV programmes seemingly for the express purpose of moaning that they don’t know who any of them are.

Got news for you grandad. That YouTube blogger who you’ve never heard of because he’s not been mentioned on Radio 4, has more subscribers than the population of a medium sized country.

 

[JASR]

Don't think you can on the app, which is how I view it.

Uninstall the app.
Watch YouTube in browser

 

[Blue Mist]

Cars not stopping for you at a zebra crossing

@Bill Walker I thought it was an ozzie law that they had to ?
In the 3 months I was there they stopped every single time. I was very impressed with them compared to uk drivers who see a pedestrian approaching a zebra and accelerate.

 

[Bill Walker]

@Bill Walker I thought it was an ozzie law that they had to ?
In the 3 months I was there they stopped every single time. I was very impressed with them compared to uk drivers who see a pedestrian approaching a zebra and accelerate.

The odd hoon type doesn't. Twats.

You're right though nearly all do.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Adults who still talk like infants is not the evolution of language, it’s ffick cunts who don’t develop derr language skills after derr sixff birffday.

Mark Labett has just messaged me and asked me to offer you firty free fousand pounds to shut up ;-)

 

[give it to gordon]

I was in an almost empry carriage on a train when a youth came and sat opposite.
He started playing his 'music', which was far from melodic and was very irritating.
How to deal with this vegetable?
Well I had recently read a piece where someone had been in a similar situation and started to play some classical music. The irritating individual was himself irritated and moved down the train.
So I deployed this tactic, what have I got to lose? On goes Swan Lake.
Sure enough the vegetable started to get annoyed. "Turn it down", he said.
Up goes the volume.
He asked me several times before he got the message that I wasn't going to comply and wandered off.
I was amazed that this tactic worked, but it did and I would recommend anyone to use it.

I had a similar question asked of me back in the early 80's at Fords interview.

An interview panel of about 15 lol . One asked me what would I do if the west Indian guy next to me turn his west Indian music up to load.

I thought what a fucking stupid question, and as I didnt want the job said ' turn my new romantic music I loader lol

 

[NorCalBlue]

Cars not stopping for you at a zebra crossing

Agreed, but you can also go too far the other way. Where I live, it seems like half the drivers are desperate to stop for you so you’ll give them a little wave - so much so that they’ll often stop when you’re still about ten yards from the crossing forcing you to hurry up. If they just kept driving, they’d be long gone by the time you reached the crossing.