Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Now this is a small thing that annoys me. Why do people say this when you're going away.
No, actually going to a rat infested hotel in Birkenhead.

I have been to Detroit, Buffalo and Rochester N.Y. I wish someone had asked me if I was going anywhere nice.

 

[Mike Cledford]

UK people who say 'gotten' instead of 'got', 'ass' instead of 'arse' and the frequently mentioned 'can I get'.

Silly arses.

 

[Dr Dweeb]

Light colour buttons on dark shirts. 'Social media influencers ' WTFAT?

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Being on a train that is running late.

I know there's bigger things to worry about, but seems every time I get on this particular journey the fucking thing is always late.

Thankfully I don't have to do it regularly.

 

[bluemooners09]

Scottish weather.

 

[manimanc]

People who say feckin or frikin.
It's fuckin. You melts.

 

[Mike Cledford]

What colour car do you drive?... I'll let you in if you find yourself in the wrong lane if I see you... Haha!!

What really really pisses me off is mentioning some poor road markings and twò days later the council goes and puts up loads of white signs plus a brand new yellow one to to make us look like cunts. Then they have the police helicopter up to observe lane discipline
The power of Blue Moon!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

People who say feckin or frikin.
It's fuckin. You melts.

fucking

 

[idahoblues]

People who say feckin or frikin.
It's fuckin. You melts.

I work and live around lots of Mormons, I hear more fetching fricking gosh danging, holy hannah’ing bull crap. I like to just blurt out a long string of expletives that will silence a whole job site, very satisfying

 

[m7mcfc]

People who say feckin or frikin.
It's fuckin. You melts.

People who call people 'melts' Southern word used mostly by Jamie Redknapp on League of their own and the cast of TOWIE.