Stupid little things that bug you

I am the only twat in this domain who puts the toilet roll properly in the holder. Everybody else just places it on top, waiting for me to open the door and hear it plop into the toilet.

It takes four fucking seconds!

Don't get me wrong, if my missus was compiling a list of my misdemeanor's, she would need about 22 pages of this thread

Still, change the fucking roll properly.
 
I am the only twat in this domain who puts the toilet roll properly in the holder. Everybody else just places it on top, waiting for me to open the door and hear it plop into the toilet.

It takes four fucking seconds!

Don't get me wrong, if my missus was compiling a list of my misdemeanor's, she would need about 22 pages of this thread

Still, change the fucking roll properly.
Ah yes, but you have to decide whether the free end goes on the outside or the inside. This can take a considerable time and a lot of agonizing.
 
Non aligning perforations in the aforementioned toilet rolls really annoy me.
Talking toilets on trains are mad.
Those infra red automatic toilet flushes which soak your backside if you aren't careful. (Usually I'm in a rush so fall victim to this many times!)
 
Professional footballers chewing gum during a game. Apart from the risk of choking, it means that they aren't 100% concentrating on the football.
 

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