Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

@Marklr Re the missus having headaches. Say nowt just wait until she gets in bed and then give her 2 paracetamol and a glass of water.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache' don't waste time pm'ing me to say thanks just fill your boots.

Sneaky , lol

 

[give it to gordon]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Mine fell off the wall, i dont bother with one now

Toilet roll or holder?

 

[East Level 2]

No I wouldn't. Because nowadays football scarves are made of polyester.

So would you ask how many polyesters or how many scarves?

 

[Banshee]

Indecisive people. It's a fucking toilet paper holder. Where do you want it?

It's a dilemma if a left-handed person who wipes with said left, is making the decision. They'd want to say on the left. But if the majority of people in the house are right-handed it would of course be easier on the right. Does left-handed person choose the selfish option or opt for majority ? I'd be having sleepless nights about it.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Drivers who swing out to the right before turning left or vice versa. Its like they learnt to drive on a PlayStation.

They probably did

 

[Barcon]

It's a dilemma if a left-handed person who wipes with said left, is making the decision. They'd want to say on the left. But if the majority of people in the house are right-handed it would of course be easier on the right. Does left-handed person choose the selfish option or opt for majority ? I'd be having sleepless nights about it.

Except it was in a room that had a bathtub on the left of the toilet and a sink/vanity cabinet on the right with the wall facing being about 4’ away. The only choice was where on the cabinet it should go. These people are insane. They can’t agree on anything. We’ve been building their house for 13 months.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

Turn your blowers off or open the window when you sneeze.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

Women using it?

 

[Barcon]

How does the inside of my car window get so dirty ?

Pooticles from farting