Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

People who at full-time think it's a good idea to walk the wrong way up Joe Mercer Way/Wembley Way etc, 99.9% of people want to get home and there's always a couple of dicks usually zig zaging against the grain.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Wood Pidgeon: Latin Name Twaticus Cunticus. Length: 40-42cm Wingspan: 78cm, Weight: 450g


Not slept in past 04.45 this week.

Fucking knobheads aren’t they?i

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So called fucking 'cafe culture'. Mrs laser and I went to a Costa this morning and just about managed to get a table. There were 8 laptop twats in there. 6 were each taking up a table for 4 and had long ago finished their coffees. Other people arriving couldn't get a seat so had to go elsewhere. All 8 were still there when we left. Selfish cunts.

Yep, I hate those twats n’all. They have started clogging up my favourite coffee shop. Always take up a table for four on their own and sit there for two hours after having one coffee.

It’s a quiet cafe I go to, yet some of them will be shouting into their laptop screen on Zoom or whatever they’re on talking about profit margins or some shit, disturbing everyone else’s quiet time.

If you’re supposed to be working from home, fuck off and work from home. If you don’t want to work from home, fuck off and get in the office while I have a quiet coffee and cake you morons.

It’s not even a chain shop, it’s an indie, they could easily tell them to fuck off.

I wish they would.

Bob Mortimer has them spot on…

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

Which is Czech....

Which is a big argument/ debate. I've got family who live in the Czech Republic and I agree their beer is better than the Germans. But the original point I was getting at was I'd rather drink the bar man's piss than the two drinks I was offered. On a side not if your in to Germany beer Saltaire in Yorkshire do a cracking helles which I think is as good if not better than the Germans do .

 

[Kinkladze 1]

When the inner soles of your trainers come out if you’ve not had socks on when you take them off.

 

[BrianW]

People who stand aimlessly at the fucking cash machine slowly pressing buttons and then getting a second card out cause they clearly have no money.

I'm convinced that for some people cash machines provide a video game. There is no other explanation for the time they take.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Two that have really pissed me off today.

People who stand aimlessly at the fucking cash machine slowly pressing buttons and then getting a second card out cause they clearly have no money.

People who walk along busy streets in town on their phones and just stop still in the middle of everyone walking.

Second one hell yes. Woman walking down a flight of steps yesterday - every third step stop to check her texting was going ok grrr

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Fucking knobheads aren’t they?

They've got nothing to say and they're saying it too loudly.

 

[Blue Mist]

The stupid half wit that decided it was a good idea to buy 2 tins of Felix cat food, open them and leave them outside the Co-op by the cash machine. Bearing in mind its a 104 in the shade it is likely your oh so wonderful charity act has poisoned half the cats and dogs in the area. If mine who managed to eat some before being dragged off is ill, I will find you and I will kill you.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When you’re finishing a shit and you stand up but catch the end of your cock on the underside of the toilet seat on someone else’s toilet or a work toilet or a public toilet.