Stupid little things that bug you

[Mr Kobayashi]

When you’re finishing a shit and you stand up but catch the end of your cock on the underside of the toilet seat on someone else’s toilet or a work toilet or a public toilet.

Have you considered that you could solve this problem by becoming a eunach?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you’re finishing a shit and you stand up but catch the end of your cock on the underside of the toilet seat on someone else’s toilet or a work toilet or a public toilet.

I hate it when you're standing there having a piss and not only is the water cold but it's deep as well.

 

[Legacyfan1986]

People who barbecue during a fcking smog warning

 

[Cellarite]

Players touching the trophy they’ve just won before the captain gets to it. A fucking West Ham player had a selfie with the fucker on Wednesday.

Leave it alone until the fucking captain gets it.

 

[Bill Walker]

Red neck MAGA Americans, imagine being stopped at a red light with that fucker attached to you pick up truck LoL

 

[Blue Mist]

That you are only allowed one free alcoholic drink in Dalaman Airport private lounge.

OK I have just blagged 4 of us in for free(£20 per person) but come on, I am going to complain.


On my way out.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Red neck MAGA Americans, imagine being stopped at a red light with that fucker attached to you pick up truck LoL

Are there many of them in Australia?

 

[MellowJoe]

When you're driving about all innocent, and then cos it's hot, and parklife is on, you see loads of scantily clad girlies with their big knockers and arses hanging out.. but often a few of these are accompanied by a bloke with his shirt off, showing off his tanned iron washboard stomach etc and I'm a red blooded man, I can't help it, so of course I'm looking but sometimes I make eye contact with the shirtless man! And he thinks I'm looking at him! And he gives ME a dirty look! He's the guy with his muscles out walking next to a girl for god's sake

 

[Barcon]

When you're driving about all innocent, and then cos it's hot, and parklife is on, you see loads of scantily clad girlies with their big knockers and arses hanging out.. but often a few of these are accompanied by a bloke with his shirt off, showing off his tanned iron washboard stomach etc and I'm a red blooded man, I can't help it, so of course I'm looking but sometimes I make eye contact with the shirtless man! And he thinks I'm looking at him! And he gives ME a dirty look! He's the guy with his muscles out walking next to a girl for god's sake

All innocent eh? You probably had your tight gym shorts on.

 

[Bill Walker]

Are there many of them in Australia?

Americans ?

Only convicts here