Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

Vaping cunts thinking it's acceptable to blow a putrid cloud of candy floss vomit breath in your direction because 'it's better than smoking'.
Fuck off you little brat.

Hand at the back of his neck, palm of other hand on the vape and push.

 

[Kinkybyname]

The acronym PMSL - clearly fucking wrong - PML it is

 

[Blue and true]

Love Island. What a sorry indictment of modern culture and lust for "15 minutes".

 

[bluebc]

Waiting to use the diy car wash at petrol station and the guy in front is going every possible setting on the thing

 

[ray21]

YouTubers saying this is taking the world by storm,on anything from recipes to stupid hacks.

 

[City of Troy]

When I put the wrong wheelie bin out on Tuesdays

 

[give it to gordon]

Since when has the v sign been a silly gesture ?

Never has !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

When I put the wrong wheelie bin out on Tuesdays

Let Mrs CITD do it, that way it's never your fault (non dip version)

Works for me with Mrs Moon.

 

[The Salford lad.]

I could OF really does my head in .

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who take an age when using a ATM. I'm waiting in a queue, 2 guys and a middle aged woman before me. Blokes have card in hand, take about 2-3 minutes to complete. Woman gets to the machine and only then starts diving in her shopping bag to find her purse, to find her card. Must have punched the wrong number, she starts muttering and looking at me as if I would know. Has to get her spec's on, has a second go, success this time. Then a long delay while she packs everything away.
I thought I'd time myself, 1 minute 16 seconds, not a world record but a personal best (could have been quicker but had to select "Other Amount".