Stupid little things that bug you

[Crooked_rain]

People who say "slaw" for coleslaw

 

[Bill Walker]

I refuse to ask for an americano. Like you I ask for a black coffee. I first came across a long black in Oz which to be fair was an expresso but with more water.

*Espresso

'just sayin

 

[Blue Mist]

*Espresso

'just sayin

I knew that but I didn't want to embarrass fifty tears and counting.

 

[Bill Walker]

I knew that but I didn't want to embarrass fifty tears and counting.

He he

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I knew that but I didn't want to embarrass fifty tears and counting.

Argh! Esspresso, sounds something like a mother's milk. But I do appreciate your totally fake sympathy for a septuagenarian.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Trying to explain the tactics and jerseys of the tour de France to the missus

That'd be worse than trying the offside rules.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

 

[Bluemoon115]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

Sounds like you went there as a grumpy sod, ordered like you've never actually ordered anything from anywhere before, then got annoyed that they couldn't understand what the fuck you were trying to order.

Deffo pissed in your coffee.

 

[give it to gordon]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

Did you want your egg sun side up or not ? Or scrambled ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sounds like you went there as a grumpy sod, ordered like you've never actually ordered anything from anywhere before, then got annoyed that they couldn't understand what the fuck you were trying to order.

Deffo pissed in your coffee.

Nope, happy as larry, nice day, clear road but yes, they probably didn't understand what I wanted....nor did I, I just wanted a breakfast...................