Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

It's England, of course its a small car.

@idahoblues has only ever driven a Massey Ferguson.

 

[idahoblues]

@idahoblues has only ever driven a Massey Ferguson.

I'm more of a John Deere guy

 

[Barcon]

I'm more of a John Deere guy

More of an enormous Johnson guy.

 

[idahoblues]

More of an enormous Johnson guy.

I do like a nice big Johnson

 

[pride in battle]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

You sound a right moaning **** to be honest :)

 

[bluebc]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

Madness isn’t it, being asked exactly what you want ?
Going to McDonald’s ffs

 

[Bill Walker]

Not one to mince your words are you.

He's only yoking..

 

[Grassland Blue]

Is it obligatory for McDs' employees to be spotty?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Is it obligatory for McDs' employees to be spotty?

No but they all seemed to say as per The Simpsons "Do you want fries with that?" when I'd occasionally go to one.

Staying with 'food', when you've spent a considerable time cooking a meal at home as then as I'm putting it out on the dining table people decide they need to go to the toilet (I can cook pretty well!!!), Who'd have thought it was almost time to eat eh?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "

Stopped off at a McD's drive through at about 7.30 this morning with a 2 hr drive in front of me....

" Can I have a breakfast meal please"
" The menu is in front of you sir, please pick from it " Cheeky spotty faced twat, yes, I could see it, how could I fucking miss it, it was 6 ft tall with at least a dozen options all with pretty pictures, stupid names and plastic cheese.
" Erm...I'm have Mc whatever "
" With bacon or sausage.."
" Oh ffs I'll have sausage then "
" Thanks you sir, would you like it with an egg or without "
" With an egg...."
" It comes with a hash brown "
" Brilliant "
" Anything to drink sir "
" what have you got..."
" Orange, tea or coffee "
"Coffee " She'd finally worn me down by now
" Would you like sugar...."
" Yes " At this point my Forehead made contact with the steering wheel.
" How many..."
" 2 "
" That'll be £4.49, have a nice day..."
" I fucking will not..."

Picked meal up and the other spotty faced oik handed me the bag and said " Enjoy "
That in it's self pisses me right off


I JUST WANTED SOMETHING TO EAT, NOT THE SPANISH INQUESITION

Am I missing something here?

Sounds like they were doing a good job getting a clear order for a breakfast because you were being difficult and not just saying what you want off the bat, letting them have to drag it out of you.

Makes you sound like a knob