Stupid little things that bug you

Aldi's self checkouts are incredibly sensitive
I was scanning and packing with my last item being a confectionery item that I placed on top as I didn't want it crushed This item slipped which set the lights off and the staff member ran over and started inspecting my shopping.
She may as well have called me a thief and I was so close to telling her to fuck off and stick the goods up her arse
They don’t automatically take the reduced price off at Aldi self checkouts, you have to get staff to take it off for you. They don’t tell you that anywhere though.
 
You are the thickest **** on this forum. Being injured is not the same as being dead. An injury could be concussion, a broken arm, ruptured spleen and a thousand and one other things. Being dead is being dead. They are not the same thing. Killed or injured is a stupid way to present statistics because they are not the same thing. When some news presenter says 5,000 people have been killed or injured in an earthquake which is it? Killed or injured?
It's like saying my mate's a window cleaner. He fell off his ladder last week and he was killed or injured.

The thickest **** on the forum is quite the accolade on here tbf.

Johnny would be in the top 50, but he isn’t that bad.

;)
 
No, never turn them inside out.
Before having my new jeans shortened, I gave them a wash to make sure they didn't shrink. The lady doing the alterations asked me if I turned them inside out first, I confessed I hadn't and never did. In her Turkish accent she gave me a right telling off. "One-a washes and you is ruin jeans cloth" or something.
Since my partner left, every item, any colour in one wash. Job done.
 
cunts who use self check outs, scan items then put them unbagged into the packing area, finish then spend 10 minutes putting the stuff into bags.

Are people that thick to not understand to put the items straight into a bag
If there are long queues at check-out, I go to the DIY scanners, I play the FOC and tell the supervisor it my first time and no idea how to start. Invariably, they will do the scanning for me.
 
If there are long queues at check-out, I go to the DIY scanners, I play the FOC and tell the supervisor it my first time and no idea how to start. Invariably, they will do the scanning for me.
Another great tip, tell them youve forgotten your readers. Ive found it helps to get them to do all the fiddly tapping and selecting for loose items and weighing, and tapping in the barcode number if something doesnt scan
 
Newspapers that state the bleeding obvious. According to the BBC sports website this morning, quoting The Star, Manchester United are prepared to sell Sancho in January, for less than the £73 million they paid for him.
 
Posters who insist on using the word Profligate at every opportunity.
Wasteful will do.
 
selfish wankers on trains.
Three trains from Blackpool North to Piccadilly cancelled this morning, the next train running was absolutely rammed to the roof but there was room in the aisles.
I pushed past the 20 people standing by the doors to get in to the aisle.
None of the dickheads would move up the train to allow others to board.
Same on the return journey, the station staff lady at Piccadilly had to get on to insist one prick to move up the train, he retorted about how the fuck is he going to get off when the time arrives.
Just out of interest, did they cancel the trains because they wern't full. If so, it's diabolically shit. Jetstar have been doing that here with flights, the bastards.
 

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