Stupid little things that bug you

[lefty goldblatt]

How are you supposed to get your dick in half a cooked chicken?

Stuffing?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

That fucking radio advert for Amazon, about a woman wanting 35 tins of shoe polish. Whispermumbling. Just speak properly.

Oh, and speaking of adverts. That annoying lad, preaching that I should take shorter showers. Little ****.

 

[bluebc]

Going to bed stone cold sober around 10 o’clock only to have the drunken missus entering the bedroom shortly after midnight well pissed and rambling jibberish , followed by kicking,elbows etc resulting in me coming downstairs at this time

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Going to bed stone cold sober around 10 o’clock only to have the drunken missus entering the bedroom shortly after midnight well pissed and rambling jibberish , followed by kicking,elbows etc resulting in me coming downstairs at this time

Im presently playing about with a lady who is up and down from bed through the night like a fiddlers elbow. When she does sleep its lying next to blast furnace 4 at port talbot steelworks. Asked whats happening, I cant deal with it. Menopause.
Great.

Im only seeing her in the afternoons from now on. She can go and sweat somewhere else at night

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Who are they going to tell? :-)

Anybody who will listen

 

[The Salford lad.]

Anybody that says could of , it’s freaking could have .. and when somebody doesn’t put their chair back under the table after a meal or left their desk .

 

[Stoned Rose]

Or they sit behind you and you can smell it all the way through.

They do a good line of vaginal douches in Boots atm.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Anybody that says could of , it’s freaking could have .. and when somebody doesn’t put their chair back under the table after a meal or left their desk .

Cunts who think they’re an American called Chad who say “freaking”.

 

[East Level 2]

Anybody that says could of , it’s freaking could have .. and when somebody doesn’t put their chair back under the table after a meal or left their desk .

Yeah, they should of done that.

 

[The Salford lad.]

Brunch and lunch , it’s fucking breakfast dinner and tea ffs ..