Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

The new age of Bullshit.
Watching my grandson playing youth rugby the other day.
Five minutes to go two opposition Subs walk past and comment “refs been bent all game”
They were 43-0 down at the time !!!!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or the fat fucker (with a straggly ginger beard down to his belly button.....wtf?), who parks his car next to one of the pumps, doesn't get petrol, but goes into the shop to get 2 cans of energy drink, when there's empty designated spaces, elsewhere

The irony is that he needed the 2 tins of energy drinks just to get out of the car

 

[mr t]

Not being able to put 2 weetabix biscuits into a bowl without getting crumbs eveywhere

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Token woman who knows nothing about football actually being paid money to give her opinion

She looks better than Martin Keown though.

 

[jimharri]

Wife today. Heard some interesting football news.

Said she heard on the radio that some footballer called Alex Scott was dating Jeff Lynne and they were at some awards together.
Told her Jeff Lynne was in ELO, was too old for Alex Scott and that she must be istaken.
She then rechecked her info and told me it was actually Jess Glynne. I assumed then that it was Alex Scott, the Bristol City player.
Off she comes back that it is Alex Scott the ex Arsenal lady and Jess Glynne the singer are in a relationship.
Totally confused at this stage

Told her to feck off, in a nice way.

You seriously didn't know that Scott is a lesbian? You need to speak to your parole officer about relaxing the conditions of your house arrest.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

You seriously didn't know that Scott is a lesbian? You need to speak to your parole officer about relaxing the conditions of your house arrest.

I knew that.
It was the wife giving me all sorts of misinformation.
I didn't know Jess Glynne was though.

 

[Donmcfc]

Wife today. Heard some interesting football news.

Said she heard on the radio that some footballer called Alex Scott was dating Jeff Lynne and they were at some awards together.
Told her Jeff Lynne was in ELO, was too old for Alex Scott and that she must be istaken.
She then rechecked her info and told me it was actually Jess Glynne. I assumed then that it was Alex Scott, the Bristol City player.
Off she comes back that it is Alex Scott the ex Arsenal lady and Jess Glynne the singer are in a relationship.
Totally confused at this stage

Told her to feck off, in a nice way.

So you said "Please fuck off?"

 

[Barcon]

I knew that.
It was the wife giving me all sorts of misinformation.
I didn't know Jess Glynne was though.

I've never heard of either of em'.

 

[jimharri]

Had the 'murican football on in the background for a few minutes earlier. But I've taken my medication, and I'm fine again now. Anyway; what is it with the septics pronouncing "route" as "rout"? Yes; it's trivial, but it annoys me. And the weird thing is, they know the correct way to pronounce it.....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I knew that.
It was the wife giving me all sorts of misinformation.
I didn't know Jess Glynne was though.

She isn't really, just helps them out when they're busy