All the silly crap on websites, phone menus, corporate emails.
"Ooopsie daisy, that didn''t work! Silly computer! Let's try again shall we?"
"Yo, like dude, your super-great value bill is here! Check out your savings!"
"Great! Thanks for calling! (and going through identity checks, and navigating the fifteen menus to get this far) You have chosen bills and payments. (still in an irritating gushing tone). Thanks for that! If you want to pay your bill, press one. (No) If you want to change your bank details, press two (No) (the gushing tone is just off the scale by now) If you didn't recieve your bill, or if you still have questions about your bill, press four" (YES) "Great! I've sent a copy of your bill to you by SMS. Thanks for calling, and have a great day!" and the system hangs up.