Stupid little things that bug you

[laserblue]

Remember Colin Powell, Co-lin not Colin!

Lindsey Graa-am.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who pose a question and end it with "Discuss".

 

[Protein Junkie]

It is only a Hoover if it’s a Hoover otherwise it’s a Vacuum cleaner.

 

[Summerbuzz]

All the silly crap on websites, phone menus, corporate emails.

"Ooopsie daisy, that didn''t work! Silly computer! Let's try again shall we?"

"Yo, like dude, your super-great value bill is here! Check out your savings!"

"Great! Thanks for calling! (and going through identity checks, and navigating the fifteen menus to get this far) You have chosen bills and payments. (still in an irritating gushing tone). Thanks for that! If you want to pay your bill, press one. (No) If you want to change your bank details, press two (No) (the gushing tone is just off the scale by now) If you didn't recieve your bill, or if you still have questions about your bill, press four" (YES) "Great! I've sent a copy of your bill to you by SMS. Thanks for calling, and have a great day!" and the system hangs up.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

All the silly crap on websites, phone menus, corporate emails.

"Ooopsie daisy, that didn''t work! Silly computer! Let's try again shall we?"

"Yo, like dude, your super-great value bill is here! Check out your savings!"

"Great! Thanks for calling! (and going through identity checks, and navigating the fifteen menus to get this far) You have chosen bills and payments. (still in an irritating gushing tone). Thanks for that! If you want to pay your bill, press one. (No) If you want to change your bank details, press two (No) (the gushing tone is just off the scale by now) If you didn't recieve your bill, or if you still have questions about your bill, press four" (YES) "Great! I've sent a copy of your bill to you by SMS. Thanks for calling, and have a great day!" and the system hangs up.

Some one once told me that there is a code you can enter that bypasses the menu. Probably on the web somewhere.
Annoys me when you have to cancel (or accept) all this cookie stuff before you can proceed.

My 'phone contract is with GiffGaff. They call the calls and web deal a "Your Goody Bag"

 

[Bill Walker]

It is only a Hoover if it’s a Hoover otherwise it’s a Vacuum cleaner.

I shorten it to "vac"

clever eh ?

 

[citytill1die84]

Thread banning, without any warning or reason as to why and all because u agree with an x player / manager. Yet the absolute muppets who are constantly week after week in the match day threads slagging our players, manager, directors off receive f@@k all.

Getting worse this forum.

 

[maccieblue]

It is only a Hoover if it’s a Hoover otherwise it’s a Vacuum cleaner.

It's only a crapper if it's made by Thomas Crapper otherwise it's a bog

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's only a crapper if it's made by Thomas Crapper otherwise it's a bog

Yes, that is the standard.....

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Him...Was there ever a more smug face? "Can't believe the fools at BBC think I'm worth over £1M pa"