Stupid little things that bug you

[Dirty Harry]

I have a video doorbell that also starts recording and sends a notification to my phone when movement is detected, shortly after installing this the postman delivered a signed item worth over £400 to next door and the arseholes left it outside after signing for it. I'd rather things go back to the depot than have to rearrange delivery than shitheads do stuff like that.

I find the Royal Mail an absolute pain to deal with, been accused on a couple of occasions of outright lying when they’ve said they’ve delivered to my address when they haven’t (they often send it to the same address in nearby Horwich, and I’ve had theirs on occasion too).

Fortunately, last time they took a picture of the front door they’d delivered the last parcel to, probably trying to be smug with their ‘evidence’, until I sent them a picture of my front door, the address in Horwich from Google earth, which just so happened to be the same as theirs in the photograph, still took them over 4 weeks to investigate and admit they’d made a mistake (which really is rare according to them).

Told them to shove their insincere, mealy mouthed apology up their arse .

 

[DrBlueBob]

I get 20kg bags of bird food delivered by amazon and they dump it on the floor and if i am lucky they will knock the door before sprinting off , i cant lift it so end up having to ask next door to help me , some of them are good about knocking but not all, very annoying

we buy bird seed in bulk bags but they can turn up in 12.5kg amounts (If I order 25kg).

It may be easier for you to shift a slightly smaller bag whilst still getting good value.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Wet wipes. It is impossible to take just one out of the packet. Easy if you need 25 of them in one hit though.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wet wipes. It is impossible to take just one out of the packet. Easy if you need 25 of them in one hit though.

The ones out of a proper plastic container are the best ones to get

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Remember Colin Powell, Co-lin not Colin!

Dont look in the mirror, look in the meeeeure.
The modur in my veeehickle wont work.

 

[kaz7]

Tell the fat fucks to feed themselves

:)

They are rather fat , at least the doves and pigeons are , lol, the sparrows, tits and robins are normal sized as they have to eat constantly to maintain their fat

 

[laserblue]

Remember Colin Powell, Co-lin not Colin!

Lindsey Graa-am.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who pose a question and end it with "Discuss".

 

[Protein Junkie]

It is only a Hoover if it’s a Hoover otherwise it’s a Vacuum cleaner.

 

[Summerbuzz]

All the silly crap on websites, phone menus, corporate emails.

"Ooopsie daisy, that didn''t work! Silly computer! Let's try again shall we?"

"Yo, like dude, your super-great value bill is here! Check out your savings!"

"Great! Thanks for calling! (and going through identity checks, and navigating the fifteen menus to get this far) You have chosen bills and payments. (still in an irritating gushing tone). Thanks for that! If you want to pay your bill, press one. (No) If you want to change your bank details, press two (No) (the gushing tone is just off the scale by now) If you didn't recieve your bill, or if you still have questions about your bill, press four" (YES) "Great! I've sent a copy of your bill to you by SMS. Thanks for calling, and have a great day!" and the system hangs up.