Stupid little things that bug you

[Eccles Blue]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

 

[Blue Mist]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

@Eccles Blue.......

'The masked figure towered over her, she saw the carving knife he held above her head, suddenly..'
'Oh I'm at the bottom, I'll read the rest later'

 

[Bill Walker]

My brain!! Well sometimes it doesn’t switch on properly! Like when I’m rinsing the pots (not posh enough for a dishwasher, that’s what hands are for) and I’m stretching toward the tap…. Move the silly swivelly tap toward you EB … it’s much easier.
But I like it when I’m using the stupidly slow stairlift…being the sort of person who has to be reading if not gainfully employed…I keep a book on the seat and read it as I ascend/descend the stairs. Look it takes 32/33 seconds. It’s a heck of a long time to sit slllooowwwlllyyy going mad. Much better to read. So I was pleased with my brain when it thought of that one. :-) IMHO

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

 

[Eccles Blue]

Must take you about 6 months to read a book..

Thought I was slow :-)

*lol* I have read 2 books since Sunday evening!! Nearly finished the 3rd one as well. But not just going up and downstairs obviously :-) I’m known as a bookworm in the family. I read at every opportunity.

 

[Bill Walker]

*lol* I have read 2 books since Sunday evening!! Nearly finished the 3rd one as well. But not just going up and downstairs obviously :-) I’m known as a bookworm in the family. I read at every opportunity.

I just downloaded (ahem) all of Stephen King's books..

Have you read any and are they good ?

 

[Barcon]

I just downloaded (ahem) all of Stephen King's books..

Have you read any and are they good ?

If there anything like his films they want burning mate.

 

[Bill Walker]

If there anything like his films they want burning mate.

Oh I don't know mate that film about the kidnapped writer was fucking awesome..

 

[Barcon]

Oh I don't know mate that one about the kidnapped writer was fucking awesome..

Everytime I watch something shit I always end up saying to myself, "Oh, that prick.
I should have known". Nine times out of ten it's either him or that Shamalam tit.

 

[Bill Walker]

Everytime I watch something shit I always end up saying to myself, "Oh, that prick.
I should have known". Nine times out of ten it's either him or that Shamalam tit.

Watch Misery it's awesome.

 

[normskih]

That new phone advert where everyone’s mouths are moving saying “don’t let me go”. It drives me mad.