Stupid little things that bug you

chesterbells said:
When there’s 2 lanes and it says merge in turn, I think it means you should use both lanes.
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wow, exactly.
over in Vancouver they merge everywhere, and its like a zipper, two lanes, smooth. here on Van. island soon as they see a merge sign everyone gets over in one lane miles before backing it up, slowing it down, blocking intersections despite the zipper signs, then when others and myself whiz down the side to do it proper we get slagged!
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said: ↑
I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.
mancity2012_eamo said:
Now that’s funny.
Imagine how it got there.
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In a weird way that's a bold choice that's almost impressive.
 
mikemcfc said:
cable tv providers,
to make it easy like they want, i went online and changed my cable package, i scaled back to cut my bill down huge, i had 4 choices, i picked #3, simple.
i guess they didn't like that. i get an email that says pls call us, your change is complicated and we want to talk to you to make sure you really want this. they give me a phone number.
i call in the morning and get "you are #125 in line, your est. wait time is 55 minutes to 2 hrs. so next day i figure maybe the afternoon would die down, it was worse. So I fire an email back how rude i thought it was that they needed to talk to me and gave a general number, and that i would gladly chat and asked for a direct one.
i get an email back saying basically "sorry. but..." and nothing else.
the next day my cable channels change and it's all wrong, some i still have, that i didn't want, and others that should of stayed are gone, plus they only added %50 to my web speed instead of double. plus they never delivered the new cable box or new Modem that i was supposed to get for free! now i gotta go down there.
I'm gonna show up at 4:25 pm and give some poor soul an hours overtime.
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Don’t get Me started on those twats. Rogers? Evil scum and I can’t wait for the day that I sack them off completely.
 
mikemcfc said:
Millwallawayveteran1988 said: ↑
I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.

In a weird way that's a bold choice that's almost impressive.
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Imagine the conversation when you walk in and use the urinal next to him.
 
Flying Qatar last April, was in the queue for the toilet, struck up conversation with this lovely lady waiting behind me . Seemed to go on for about 5 minutes , then the door opened and I walked in
The person had left the bowl covered in shit
I now had this dilemma. Do I try and remove the shit by trying to piss on it, or clean it with bog paper
What would this lovely lady think of me if I left it?
Would she think I’d destroyed the bowl?
Ended up cleaning it by hand (toilet squares )
****
 
bluemooners09 said:
It's a metaphor Google what that means if you're not out of breath.
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It isn't a metaphor it's scottish slang from the 17th century meaning go away or fuck off made famous by this folk song



I am sure @Magicpole can confirm this.


Anyway as for the topic

People who stand at the front of the bus when there is seats.
 
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Highway Maintenance vehicles.
Poor grammar, eg 'of,' instead of 'have.'
Feet on seats and what is it with those people who sit on the back of metal benches with their feet on the seats?
Shrieking women in pubs, ladies NOTHING is THAT funny.
 
People sitting behind me on the bus who haven’t cleaned their teeth. They’re usually mouth breathers too just to make it worse!
 
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