Stupid little things that bug you

[SWP's back]

Shut it puncher

You leave her alone.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Twats who walk into oncoming traffic, 20 yards away from a zebra/pedestrian crossing

People who pronounce "th" as "f"

Gobshites who got into taxis on a Saturday night and said "put Capital on, mate". No, I won't, because a) it's shite, and b) you've no fucking manners

Ian Wright

People who put S on surnames

 

[Turks Head Again]

People on the tram/train/bus that reek of BO.
Have a shower before you come out you smelly fucker.
Disgusting.

 

[BimboBob]

Bruge is lovely you hobbit cûnt.

Did I mention Bruge slaphead?

 

[Maccblue]

People who try to explain things by repeatedly starting a sentence with the word ‘Basically ‘ gets right on my tits
And they’re thick !!!!

 

[willipp]

Having to be up at 3:30am tmrw to get my flight to Poland. It’s not gonna end well seeing as I’m pissed from today and I’m up in 5 hours.

 

[bluemooners09]

Having to be up at 3:30am tmrw to get my flight to Poland. It’s not gonna end well seeing as I’m pissed from today and I’m up in 5 hours.

Brutal

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Was reminded of one today at the match-

People who make their way to go out and then just stand there on the stairs watching the game while 40 people behind them can’t see. If you want to leave just leave

 

[willipp]

Brutal

One more won’t hurt surely

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Another one.

Scousers saying “like” every other word.

 

[bluemonkey71]

People talking while they are eating and chomping. Does my nut in

 

[willipp]

Sweet as anything the old guy on BGT singing. Didn’t bug me, just really really fucking nice.

 

[bluemooners09]

Holding a door open for someone and they don't show some kind of appreciation .

 

[Indaparkside]

Having to be up at 3:30am tmrw to get my flight to Poland. It’s not gonna end well seeing as I’m pissed from today and I’m up in 5 hours.

You'd fit right in with the poles

 

[willipp]

You'd fit right in with the poles

Bit of bison vodka tmrw and a few tyzkies and I’ll be fine.

 

[journolud]

People saying "in many ways" when it is just one way. I'm looking at you Gary lineker.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Holding a door open for someone and they don't show some kind of appreciation .

I just say “don’t mention it” when they don’t say anything.

 

[Big Swifty]

People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats

 

[Magicpole]

People who pile their plate up at a buffet breakfast or dinner, and the leave half of it.

Don't take so much, then, you greedy thick wasteful twats

Those who do that then leave half of what they took and go up for more different stuff. Cunts

 

[Blue Smarties]

People who cough without covering their mouth.

People who talk about shit, sick, etc., whilst at the table eating.

People who lack basic mannerisms - not acknowledging a held door, letting someone past a packed footpath, etc.

General ungratefulness and lack of appreciation.

Really, just don’t be a spoilt little ****.