Stupid little things that bug you

Yes there would. They can tell me from a studio.

Think of sky sending a team over to a World Cup to report on a tournament they cannot show. Just tell us team news from the studio and put our subscriptions down.
Have often thought this. It's nothing more than a fucking paid jolly for the luvvies at the subscribers' expense. The BBC are the worst.
 
Mains cables on lawnmowers, hedge cutters, strimmers, leaf blowers etc. Do my bloody head in all the unravelling, untangling, dragging around snagging on everything, getting in the way, putting them away. Splicing back together after cutting through them with the hedge trimmer, again.

Dreadful, terrible crap. The jet washer is the absolute worst because you can add two water hoses to the above shite.
 
Clapping the NHS, its ridiculous, its like 1960s USSR when people clapped for their dear leader. People stood outside their door looking like performing seals. Get a grip people.

I asked a nurse what she thought of it and her response was a massive big meh! She said it would better if people put pressure on government for more tests and ppe.
 
Clapping the NHS, its ridiculous, its like 1960s USSR when people clapped for their dear leader. People stood outside their door looking like performing seals. Get a grip people.

I asked a nurse what she thought of it and her response was a massive big meh! She said it would better if people put pressure on government for more tests and ppe.
It’s like North Korea shit
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I also hate it at the football when someone random you never knew has died and everyone gets up to clap on the minute of his age.

I never join in, I’d never try and get people to do it for a loved one of mine, and and I’d never want it to be done for me.


Also when they do this every Thursday at 20:00, shit loads of people all around the country have front doors that are immediately next to their neighbour’s and they’re stood about two feet apart at their doors clapping.

That’s not social distancing!
 
Clapping the NHS, its ridiculous, its like 1960s USSR when people clapped for their dear leader. People stood outside their door looking like performing seals. Get a grip people.

I asked a nurse what she thought of it and her response was a massive big meh! She said it would better if people put pressure on government for more tests and ppe.

Nobody is forced to clap that's a big difference. I also get fucked off with it particularly those doing it who voted for a party that gutted it. Hopefully this experience will focus the minds of particularly working class voters. You haven't taken back control, you've given even more to the cunts that always had it and think of you as shit on their shoes. That really bugs me.
 
Mains cables on lawnmowers, hedge cutters, strimmers, leaf blowers etc. Do my bloody head in all the unravelling, untangling, dragging around snagging on everything, getting in the way, putting them away. Splicing back together after cutting through them with the hedge trimmer, again.

Dreadful, terrible crap. The jet washer is the absolute worst because you can add two water hoses to the above shite.
Have you been reading my diary of gardening? Practically verbatim. :)
 
damn right, and crisps, we are sat outside in this sunny weather, I have my beer and she has her wine. Mrs Mist doesn't want any crisps when I ask, after I have walked all the way to the kitchen and got some, then gone back and sat down....she wants some of mine !

Don't get me started on this. Chips too. Do you want Chips? No, I'm trying to eat healthier.
Chips arrive.

You know the fucking rest.
 
When you order a take away and ask the wife “Do you want any chips”. She replies “ No thanks”. The takeaway turns up and next thing I know she’s tucking into my chips. I politely respond, “If you wanted chips you should have ordered some you fat cûnt”. And somehow, now I’m the bad guy, even though I’m the victim of the crime!!!

I think every woman ever born does this. Chip-denial most be in their hard wiring or whatever.

The same thing happens in restaurants if you order something with chips. She will always order something without but nick at least a few of your chips. Very irritating.
 
Donald Trump fucking bugs me or is that scares me?

He makes me laugh, OK if he was in charge of my country he would terrify me but I just laugh at the daft, stupid things he says. Oh and I also laugh at the idiots who voted him in. Party politics is one thing, electing Coco the fuckin' clown is another.
 
He makes me laugh, OK if he was in charge of my country he would terrify me but I just laugh at the daft, stupid things he says. Oh and I also laugh at the idiots who voted him in. Party politics is one thing, electing Coco the fuckin' clown is another.
If it wasn’t so serious then yeah he would be funny but unfortunately him being the leader of the biggest super power on earth does effect us and everybody else.
 
If it wasn’t so serious then yeah he would be funny but unfortunately him being the leader of the biggest super power on earth does effect us and everybody else.

I totally agree but I have enough to worry about, UK economy, jobless, Covid and all that shit. If I started worrying that Coco was cancelling nuclear treaties with Iran, cancelling money to the WHO and ruining the lives of millions (and causing the deaths of thousands) I would be a basket case.
 
I totally agree but I have enough to worry about, UK economy, jobless, Covid and all that shit. If I started worrying that Coco was cancelling nuclear treaties with Iran, cancelling money to the WHO and ruining the lives of millions (and causing the deaths of thousands) I would be a basket case.
I suppose it all depends on what you worry about. Let’s hope the barmy fuckers in the US vote him out, I’m not holding my breath though. I too have all the things you say to worry about as at the moment Me and my family are affected by them all.
 
I think every woman ever born does this. Chip-denial most be in their hard wiring or whatever.

The same thing happens in restaurants if you order something with chips. She will always order something without but nick at least a few of your chips. Very irritating.
Hahaha
When we've been on cruises we're sat about to have dinner in the restaurant, the guy comes round with bread rolls and offers everyone one.
Wife declines, then after 10 minutes says "can you cut me a bit of your roll please"

Fucking annoying. :)
 
I suppose it all depends on what you worry about. Let’s hope the barmy fuckers in the US vote him out, I’m not holding my breath though. I too have all the things you say to worry about as at the moment Me and my family are affected by them all.
I've met lots of Americans on recent holidays for the past few years and when I mentioned Trump they either hate him or love him, there's no in-between...reminds me a lot of the brexit debate if you are pro brexit you're an idiot etcetera.
 

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