Stupid little things that bug you

manchester blue said:
There’s a woman on my Facebook. Can’t spell for shit.

I think she must have once been corrected for “your” and now uses “you’re” for the possessive. She says “are” instead of “our” street etc.

So she posts all these “99% of people can’t get all these grammar questions” nonsense. She got 100% and posts it telling people how clever she is. I go to do it, get some deliberately wrong and got, wait for it, 100% and a kind offer to post on Facebook.

I told her this and that she was just posting free adverts and she’d probably got some wrong herself. She never answered!
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Maybe you both did get 100% and she’s not the one with the grammar issues. ;)
 
“We’re working hard” has taken over from “Hard working families” as the Government’s buzz phrase of the moment.
It’s so bleedin obvious that it has to be shoe horned into every speech or statement.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
He gives me the creeps him. Something about him is weirdly disturbing.
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He is ginger apparently so he must have to dye his hair and beard and eyebrows every day and all that fucking make up but on the plus side he can take the piss out of himself for it and that is fair play to him, he has made a career out of it and he isn't bad on that cooking show rehash ready steady cook, he isn't actually that bad on the radio either tbh.
 
bluealf said:
He is ginger apparently so he must have to dye his hair and beard and eyebrows every day and all that fucking make up but on the plus side he can take the piss out of himself for it and that is fair play to him, he has made a career out of it and he isn't bad on that cooking show rehash ready steady cook, he isn't actually that bad on the radio either tbh.
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I have to disagree with you on that. He is fcuking awful.
 
richardtheref said:
I have to disagree with you on that. He is fcuking awful.
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Not really arsed tbh I don't watch it and I don't listen to the radio station either, just caught him on Zoe Ball's and the wife watches the other shit.

He is harmless enough, so awful seems a bit harsh but I guess you have your reasons.
 
ESP Blue said:
Start of Corrie they make an announcement: This programme was recorded before the current restrictions, Covid 19 be safe blah blah blah.
So annoying they assume we're all stupid.
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Most people are!
 
mscenterh750 said:
When I’m at work sitting on my own at break, because I want a bit of peace and quiet, only for some **** to sit with me and start chatting.
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For the time being at least our canteen has had the rows of tables split in to solitary desk and chair style arrangements. Great for me because the workplace sad case always seeks me out when I do what you have just described, I could be sat on my own with acres of other table space around me, browsing here on my phone chewing a sandwich and I hear the **** come and sit opposite and he sighs all the time like everything is a bind. He fucks me off. Red bastard and all.



WestGorton said:
Steve Coogan. Not funny.
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That's bang out of order!
 
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