Stupid little things that bug you

[richardtheref]

People who put on the full lycra to go out for a walk. This morning out with the 2 dogs. One is 17 so we are not the quickest. Spotted 2 lasses in the full Olympic sprint gear walking behind us down the path. One even had the under armour on. So I step aside to let them pass and ffs I was stuck behind them for half a mile.
Also there are quite a few who are rather overweight and still turn out in the full strip. My dad used to have a phrase which they remind of, "a busted couch".

 

[Bill the Blue]

I don’t know if you’ve seen the snippet some of the newsreaders have done on the bbc, about how once coronavirus has gone, things will be back to normal. There is a clip with the bloke who presents football focus and he says “sport will start again......whether you like it or not". Why the fuck say that at the end you ****, you could’ve left it at “sport will start again”.

My wife looked at me and said 'why did he say, "like it or not?"

"because he's a knob" I said..

She nodded in agreement..!

She knows nothing about football but has sussed this smarmy **** out immediately..!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Roast hen anyone

Count me in.

 

[Mozzer]

You have picked at a scab here. I too wince whenever I hear someone from our islands refer to a,tunafish sandwich. In fact I hate them instantly. I also hate Mac and Cheese, it's macaroni and cheese. Thinking about people who do this has put me in a bad mood, so, fucking cheers for that.

Spot on with that mac and cheese thing.

 

[Magicpole]

Spot on with that mac and cheese thing.

Does my head in.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Yanks who bastardise English with "8th May". It's 8th 'of' May you lazy can't be arsed using Queen's English cunts.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Spot on with that mac and cheese thing.

Remember though, it's fashionable to sound like some pretentious twat, trying to impress another pretentious twat. It'll be something else soon, rather like vegans



trying to ' reach out' to other vegans

 

[heatonblue]

Yanks who bastardise English with "8th May". It's 8th 'of' May you lazy can't be arsed using Queen's English cunts.

Or May 8th even

 

[Barcon]

Yanks who bastardise English with "8th May". It's 8th 'of' May you lazy can't be arsed using Queen's English cunts.

Yanks and Canadians are backwards when it comes to dates. Today for instance over here is 05/08/2020
Weird really because Canada usually does the opposite of those weirdos.

 

[mscenterh750]

My wife looked at me and said 'why did he say, "like it or not?"

"because he's a knob" I said..

She nodded in agreement..!

She knows nothing about football but has sussed this smarmy **** out immediately..!

I got quite angry inside when I saw it. There is absolutely no need for him to have said it.