lefty goldblatt
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I've seen more meat on Deryck Guyler's washboardNo good to me that mate. What's her mum like though? Hopefully she's got a pair of tits. And doesn't poke her tongue out
I've seen more meat on Deryck Guyler's washboardNo good to me that mate. What's her mum like though? Hopefully she's got a pair of tits. And doesn't poke her tongue out
I had to double check who posted this.Rinds me of the old YouTube joke
My neighbour likes this song do much they have smashed my window with a brick to hear it better.
Though I confess to being a loud music, window down ****.
And why is she trying to lick her own breasts ?How is the cap stopping the sun hitting the back of her neck?
Still wouldTwo fried eggs with the yolks broke.
Well, I gotta pull myself together and stop Attracting Attention to Me and Don't make waves, you've made it all come Crashing Down and I'm in the mood for dancing to Sexy music and Who's gonna rock you as you Touch me in the morning, Even if takes me all night, so Don't love me too hard or we will lose our Chemistry.I had to double check who posted this.
Alf !!!! You do realise that not everyone likes the Nolans
Christmas day episodes of Coronation street /emmerdale/brookside /hollioakes/bellenders/crossroads/take the highroad etc that end with somebody opening a door and snow starts to fall
Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.People who sit at the lights with there handbrake on & the car out of gear & then when the lights change (like there not expecting it?) take ages to put the car in gear......take the handbrake off........ check the rear view mirror (why)...........& then drive ohh sod it the lights are on red again!!!!
Yes I love runny yolks too.Still would
I just did.Still would
I guess you had your eyes shut again lolI just did.
its the suprise they have to pay for things that always puzzles me, they put all the shopping on the till, pack it all in the bags after its been scanned, chat to the person on the till about holidays, covid, the weather, there sons new car, where they get there hair done etc etc & then start looking to see where they might have put there purse like its some big shock they are going to have to pay?Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.
To your horror you end up just behind the same person on the till. Loads of stuff and a really slow packer. Eventually done and till assistant asks for the money. Morrisons are charging for their goods today. Complete surprise. More delay as the card is found for that (but not the previous petrol.) Transaction over but the shopper is still putting bags into trolley. Shopper puts card away and puts purse back into handbag.
Damn. I was trying to be non gender specific.
Until l mentioned purse and handbag, no one would have realised the person's who do this every time are not of the male gender.
So that person shops near you as well?its the suprise they have to pay for things that always puzzles me, they put all the shopping on the till, pack it all in the bags after its been scanned, chat to the person on the till about holidays, covid, the weather, there sons new car, where they get there hair done etc etc & then start looking to see where they might have put there purse like its some big shock they are going to have to pay?
Stop being so inclusive, every outlet has the same people, sadly you can't have them just where you go.So that person shops near you as well?
Even stranger is someone in between you in the queue who has waited patiently with a bored look on their face goes and does exactly the same thing.
Thank you but do you mind if you if l decline your kind offer to let me have them just in my stores.Stop being so inclusive, every outlet has the same people, sadly you can't have them just where you go.
On the fuel part I'll add that they park in front of vou once you've started filling at the pump but, in such a shit way that even once ready to leave you can't get by them and have to watch the same fucking repeat of the actions you've mentioned.
Then they get just in the petrol station before you. You use the card and put in 50 litres and get back in ready to go. But the person is edging up slowly to get it to an exact fiver. Slowly goes to the kiosk queue. Walks back equally slowly gets in car, puts on seat belt, fannies around putting away the receipt and slowly drives into the main store.
To your horror you end up just behind the same person on the till. Loads of stuff and a really slow packer. Eventually done and till assistant asks for the money. Morrisons are charging for their goods today. Complete surprise. More delay as the card is found for that (but not the previous petrol.) Transaction over but the shopper is still putting bags into trolley. Shopper puts card away and puts purse back into handbag.
Damn. I was trying to be non gender specific.
Until l mentioned purse and handbag, no one would have realised the person's who do this every time are not of the male gender.
How could l forget that? They probably spend more on magazines containing the vouchers than on the amount they save. Then there is the national cost of their time in finding and cutting out the vouchers. Then it takes hours reading about the antics of interesting celebrities like err err Katie Price.You forgot, having been asked to pay, they produce a thick wad of vouchers, most of which are expired, but which the cashier then has to scan one by one to see if they are usable.
That’s where they keep their knife (genuinely)Chavs who walk around wearing tracky bottoms and there hands down the front of them