Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

Those Nationwide adverts

 

[mancityvstoke]

Andy Tate

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Andy Tate

I find him hilarious.
But why does he have to shout ?





Ahhhhh. I've got it. He's an entitled rag prick

 

[Stoned Rose]

These daft little corner shops that won’t let you use your card for anything under £3.

cunts.

 

[Blue Mist]

My wife.
For a number of reasons I still have a diary. I wrote in it, against a day and date, 'wedding anniversary.'
I have just looked at it and she has written next to it, in big letters, 'wrong.'
Hell I was only a day out !
Mind you it will be our 40th !!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

People who say “and again” when asking for a kick of a football

 

[Magicpole]

This thing now where everyone says “ by the way “

what a save that was by the way

what a game he had by the way

how good was that club by the way

Fuck off

By the way, I agree with you.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That the 93:20 corporate bit at City is at the other end of the ground to where the 93:20 goal was scored.

When it’s built, the new expanded North Stand should be renamed the 93:20 Stand.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Philip Schofield being on adverts for everything.

' Enter Reg ' always makes me smile.

 

[unexpected item]

Ex footballers on the radio and TV who can't pronounce the word Birmingham correctly.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

That the 93:20 corporate bit at City is at the other end of the ground to where the 93:20 goal was scored.

When it’s built, the new expanded North Stand should be renamed the 93:20 Agüero Stand.

Fixed it for ya!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

People who “fix it for ya!”

;-)

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

People at sporting events who see themselves on the big screen and start acting like a simpleton. Especially when their team is getting beat.

People who park their car on a bend or narrow street, making it difficult for two cars to pass by at the same time, but think a small red and white triangle attached to the driver’s door somehow helps. Fuck off, you deserve to lose your wing mirror.

 

[halfmist]

Anyone who licks their fingers before turning a page leaving spit on the page
Anyone who licks their fingers after cutting a cake , then feels it’s perfectly acceptable to hand you a piece of the cake with their spit on it
BBC news readers who announce the name and rank of every Reporter before a story.
The new advert on the BBC saying how marvellous they all are with “our BBC”.

 

[Banshee]

When picking the one thing that stands out on a menu only to be told, sorry we don't have any today

 

[Bill Walker]

Anyone who licks their fingers before turning a page leaving spit on the page
Anyone who licks their fingers after cutting a cake , then feels it’s perfectly acceptable to hand you a piece of the cake with their spit on it

Guys who dont wash their hands after a pee then grab the door handle which I then have to grab after washing my hands.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Guys who dont wash their hands after a pee then grab the door handle which I then have to grab after washing my hands.

worst when they go straight from the cubicle.

 

[Mozzer]

Healthy 20 and 30 year old blokes who ride electric mountain bikes. You lazy bastards. If you are 60 years old, never exercised and need to get fit after a medical condition, fair enough.

 

[Bill Walker]

Healthy 20 and 30 year old blokes who ride electric mountain bikes. You lazy bastards. If you are 60 years old, never exercised and need to get fit after a medical condition, fair enough.

Never thought of that........something else to get annoyed about, thanks mate.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

People at sporting events who see themselves on the big screen and start acting like a simpleton. Especially when their team is getting beat.

People who park their car on a bend or narrow street, making it difficult for two cars to pass by at the same time, but think a small red and white triangle attached to the driver’s door somehow helps. Fuck off, you deserve to lose your wing mirror.

People at sporting events who see themselves on the screen and don't twig where the camera must be based on how they appear on the screen, and act like a simpleton towards the screen rather than towards the camera.