Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

People at sporting events who see themselves on the screen and don't twig where the camera must be based on how they appear on the screen, and act like a simpleton towards the screen rather than towards the camera.

I'd choke the fuckers with their half n half fucking scarves.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The obligatory 'please gamble responsibly' after every gambling ad. As if: /

They'll take every penny off you, and even your earwax and nasal hair, the bookie cunts

 

[laserblue]

Guys who dont wash their hands after a pee then grab the door handle which I then have to grab after washing my hands.

At a motorway services a few years ago I went for a pee and a bloke walked out of a trap after taking a dump and left without washing his hands. When I came out he was sitting with his wife and toddler feeding the kid chips by hand. Dirty bastard.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The obligatory 'please gamble responsibly' after every gambling ad. As if: /

They'll take every penny off you, and even your earwax and nasal hair, the bookie cunts

A subtle bit of marketing non the less....laughable.




Drink responsibly
Smoke responsibly
Take addictive drugs responsibly
........

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who consider that obtaining a suntan is an interesting topic of conversation.

 

[gazinho]

People wishing their other halves happy birthday on some form of social media, you live with them you daft cunts speak actual words to them.

While im at it anyone who refers to their Mrs as their pet name on social media, its for the bedroom not facebook you daft fucker.

In fact social media

 

[give it to gordon]

Watching a workmate using a drill to tap a thread. What is that all about ?

 

[Blue Mist]

At a motorway services a few years ago I went for a pee and a bloke walked out of a trap after taking a dump and left without washing his hands. When I came out he was sitting with his wife and toddler feeding the kid chips by hand. Dirty bastard.

He'd not had a dump, He'd done a line.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

I find him hilarious.
But why does he have to shout ?





Ahhhhh. I've got it. He's an entitled rag prick

I always thought he squeeked

Love the fact that he promotes himself as a rag fan and every time he appears he comes across as a first class entitled pillock

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who say "Hello" in that sarcastic tone.

 

[mac]

Twaty footballers who are always looking up at the screen to see if they are on it. Yes cunty Ronaldo I'm talking about you.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

@kyleBBCSport thinking his oh-so-nice, pleasant request would be taken seriously on here, given the absolute lasting City are given repeatedly by the BBC, which is full of old Rag and Dipper whores selling their bias as educated opinion!

Maybe a few years of non-dirty oil
money and listing the cost of every player before mentioning his name, or even chalking up every potential result to the disparity in cost of the entire squads since 2008 MIGHT be a start on their long road back to relevance and a scintilla of evenhandedness.

Until then….

I won’t hold my breath.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

My wife.
For a number of reasons I still have a diary. I wrote in it, against a day and date, 'wedding anniversary.'
I have just looked at it and she has written next to it, in big letters, 'wrong.'
Hell I was only a day out !
Mind you it will be our 40th !!

Tell her it was a REMINDER to go down to the Jewelers and pick up the big diamond necklace you had bought her, but she’s fucked herself now, so it’ll be a box of chocolates… the smarmy twat!

 

[-dabz-]

Bugs...Stupid little fuckers...God they annoy me....

 

[55yr old teenager]

@kyleBBCSport thinking his oh-so-nice, pleasant request would be taken seriously on here, given the absolute lasting City are given repeatedly by the BBC, which is full of old Rag and Dipper whores selling their bias as educated opinion!

Maybe a few years of non-dirty oil
money and listing the cost of every player before mentioning his name, or even chalking up every potential result to the disparity in cost of the entire squads since 2008 MIGHT be a start on their long road back to relevance and a scintilla of evenhandedness.

Until then….

I won’t hold my breath.

Who is Kyle?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Who is Kyle?

I guess you didn’t see that thread before it got removed! At least I don’t see it now! HAHA!

BBC Sport looking for City fans to interview!

 

[Blue Mist]

Tell her it was a REMINDER to go down to the Jewelers and pick up the big diamond necklace you had bought her, but she’s fucked herself now, so it’ll be a box of chocolates… the smarmy twat!

Hmmm, hospital food is not the best so maybe I will just say I didn't have my glasses on. :-)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Why does every Liverpool fan add YNWA after every post. More like YAWN

 

[Kippax77]

Laporte getting caught in possession as if he's smoked a joint and nobody is within a mile of him on a football pitch

 

[madloaf]

Rodri dragging the ball back in the 93rd minute of a 0-0 only to drag the ball back again and pass to the player he could have passed to before the first drag back.