Stupid little things that bug you

[Magicpole]

You're face own in her veg patch?

If I could understand that, I’d be fucking furious.

 

[Blue Mist]

Pretentious TV chefs who serve meat that's not been cooked through. If i wanted to eat raw meat I'd have vampire fangs you raw meat cunts.

Oh do give it a rest beamer, Steak Tartare is wonderfully brilliant, rare steak a thing of beauty. If it bleeds eat it, unless it's under 16.

What ?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Oh do give it a rest beamer, Steak Tartare is wonderfully brilliant, rare steak a thing of beauty. If it bleeds eat it, unless it's under 16.

What ?

You're a raw meat wrong un musty.

 

[Bill Walker]

You're a raw meat wrong un musty.

Watch yourself around him, he might take a bite out of your arse

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Why are people now sending emails at work or in business dealings and starting it with e.g. “Hey John”. What’s wrong with “Hi ..” or “Hello ..”?

If anyone ever says “hey” to me, I say “horses eat hay” back to them.

People don’t like that response so it fills me with joy because I fucking despise being greeted with a “hey”.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Moles! spring arrives, sun comes out, birds start singing, tidy up the garden, cut the grass, looks very nice, go to bed all chuffed about nature,
Next morning it looks like you have had a small but very destructive bulldozer through the lawn & flower beds, Little Bastards!

 

[give it to gordon]

Ever bloody time I put my phone on charge and sit back down on the sofa or leave the room, it goes off. Without fail as soon as I leave it on charge I get a text or email :(

 

[Big-P]

People talking on their phone for prolonged periods, mainly on public transport or whilst in the car whilst I’m driving.

 

[Kippaxpete]

People talking on their phone for prolonged periods, mainly on public transport or whilst in the car whilst I’m driving.

Talking on the phone 'for prolonged periods' in public, loudly and about intimate topics.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Talking on the phone 'for prolonged periods' in public, loudly and about intimate topics.

"I'm on the tra...ain"
As if it's some new fangled contraption!

 

[Barcon]

People that start a sentence with, "I mean" when they haven't been asked to explain what they mean.
You sound like a fucking 13 year old valley girl, you twat.

 

[richardtheref]

Talking on the phone 'for prolonged periods' in public, loudly and about intimate topics.

I have heard conversations on the bus I have been driving that should be private. One woman once saying how she used to get free drinks at her local by giving the landlord sexual favours, one talking to her social services case worker. Another talking to social services about her daughter & not being happy about her visiting rights. Drugs dealers often doing deals.

It's as if they think they are in a sound proof booth

 

[John Wayne]

When a football hits the back of the net and the bottom frame of the goal pops up off the ground.

 

[Magicpole]

Getting up and sitting in the garden getting blasted by the big yellow thing, looking forward to going into Edinburgh shoplifting and then looking at the weather and it tells me it’s going to rain later. Jacket it is then, on the plus side more pockets to stash small expensive swag, but, I was looking forward to a no jacket,double denim look. Maybe next week. Fucking weather.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Friends you have round to your house for a meal or drinks but never invite you back. They then have the nerve to say “when are we coming round to your house again?”

 

[blue b4 the moon]

People 4/5 doors away who think you want to listen to the latest/some crap Rap music on volume level 11 while your sat in the sun.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

That three second jingle for...

"moonpiiiigdahhhtcaaaahhhm"

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Cyclists riding threefold, get in fucking single file you selfish cunts

 

[doots]

That three second jingle for...

"moonpiiiigdahhhtcaaaahhhm"

In my bastard head that now all morning probably, thanks

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

Cyclists riding threefold, get in fucking single file you selfish cunts

Absolutely! Could not agree more.
Near me there are Peletons of Lycra clad idiots blocking the road and refuse to move over for cars or even deliberately spread further. They probably all own a car.

As a cyclist of decades myself I think this stupid and arrogant behaviour gives those considerate cyclists a bad name.