Stupid little things that bug you

[Blue Mist]

Weather forecasts. Why can't these cunts ever get it right? Had some washing to do, checked the weather, pegged it out. One hour later it starts raining. I've checked the forecast on my phone, the Met Office and the BBC now and not one of them says it will rain here today. Jokers.

Have you moved recently ? Maybe they still have your old address.



Just gigglin'

 

[Blue Mist]

Taking tee shirts off hanger and it gets caught on those things women hook their blouses on!

The end of the bed ?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Someone's just said "it's June tomorrow"

Fair enough, then it dawned on me

3 weeks until Glastonbury, and every BBC lacky will be droning on and on about how "amazing the experience is", until the start of July.

Do fuck off. Its a music festival, not the second coming.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The flies that live in the grass and go straight for your eyes when you're mowing the lawn

 

[splinter]

Everything..apart from city. Age does that to you :)

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Imperfections, scratches, marks, blemishes, lack of symmetry, alignment and crooked pictures to name but a few. If I worked in quality control there would be no deliveries travelling outbound until the company sorted out their shit.

The other day I was thinking about getting a new dash cam hard wired as my own is messy but my brain went into overload about the young student-esque nerds frequenting Halfords fitting dept's who've "been on a course" so are suitable qualified to rip of your headlining and unclip your side panels and tinker around with your fuse box and wires.

So I have kept my own dash cam which works perfect well for £17 but as mentioned is unsightly with all the messy wiring to the cigar lighter (see above lack of symmetry and crookedness and messy-ness).

So we used bluetack for a tidy up and stuck it round the dashboard, but it's blue and the dashboard is dark grey which stopped me driving safe as I couldnt help but continually look at my non colour matched bodge job. So after much consternation I managed to source a packet of Grey-Tack from the Bostick boys which has now disquised the problem splendidly. Hoozah!

 

[Protein Junkie]

The countless number of drama’s where it is so obvious there is no coffee in the takeaway cups.

 

[JASR]

Returning to a previous post of mine.
MiL and her ‘I’m not deaf’… other than I can’t be in the same room as her TV as my ears bleed… and now 2 floors up, with a door closed, I can completely understand everything said.

but ‘I’m not deaf’

 

[laserblue]

Returning to a previous post of mine.
MiL and her ‘I’m not deaf’… other than I can’t be in the same room as her TV as my ears bleed… and now 2 floors up, with a door closed, I can completely understand everything said.

but ‘I’m not deaf’

Has she tried the old "It's not me that's deaf. It's you that doesn't speak clearly. Stop mumbling" yet?

 

[JASR]

Has she tried the old "It's not me that's deaf. It's you that doesn't speak clearly. Stop mumbling" yet?

Oh yes. ‘I don’t understand you’ implying my Manchester accent - despite me having a very ‘soft’ manc twang.

 

[northendenton]

Mid Atlantic/ American accents in adverts ,,,,thats you E E

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Mid Atlantic/ American accents in adverts ,,,,thats you E E

I absolutly hate those adverts with a passion, why go up Snowdon for a shave? & dont get me started on "I cant believe we just landed a plane" probably because you didnt you stupid littl...........
Seriously has there ever been a more smug twat on a fuc#ing advert than Kevin fuc#ing Bacon!

 

[DrBlueBob]

I absolutly hate those adverts with a passion, why go up Snowdon for a shave? & dont get me started on "I cant believe we just landed a plane" probably because you didnt you stupid littl...........
Seriously has there ever been a more smug twat on a fuc#ing advert than Kevin fuc#ing Bacon!

You'd be smug if you had the latest Samsung.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Someone's just said "it's June tomorrow"

Fair enough, then it dawned on me

3 weeks until Glastonbury, and every BBC lacky will be droning on and on about how "amazing the experience is", until the start of July.

Do fuck off. Its a music festival, not the second coming.

Oh I like you.

 

[give it to gordon]

Being called a southerner


Ok I lived down here since 1965 and probably havent really got a manc accent. But I still pronounce words the manc way ( bath and not barth )

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Those people who when a plane lands and comes to a standstill at the gate, immediately get up and start emptying the overhead lockers, even when they have been asked not to by the crew.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Bad service in restaurants follows by lame excuses such as “We are very busy tonight”.

 

[Barcon]

Being called a southerner


Ok I lived down here since 1965 and probably havent really got a manc accent. But I still pronounce words the manc way ( bath and not barth )

It's "Baff".

 

[bigstanhibbert]

It's "Baff".

in our 'ouse its tinbaff

 

[melrose40yarder]

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