Stupid little things that bug you

[worsleyweb]

You log in to your football teams political forum on a Sunday morning and see the pm of the county labelled as a creature and compared to Hitler in the latest two political posts and this is accepted as the norm. Shameful.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

You log in to your football teams political forum on a Sunday morning and see the pm of the county labelled as a creature and compared to Hitler in the latest two political posts and this is accepted as the norm. Shameful.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Oh don't start me.
Sainsburys self service. Basket on the right till in the middle and a space on the left for scanned items.... so why can't I put my fucking bag there to load the flamin' stuff as I scan it. Oh no, I have to place it down and wait until I finish everything then set about trying to pack it all into a bag I cannot rest anywhere.
All in case I sneak a packet of biscuits into my bag !!!!!

Miserable old sod in the bagging area?

 

[halfmist]

Your leaving the Pub, you put your jacket on for the short walk across the car park. Your Mrs starts pissing about with your collar from behind as your walking to your car, guaranteeing to scratch your neck in the process. For Christs sake woman I will be taking it off again when I am home in the next 5 minutes

 

[give it to gordon]

Your leaving the Pub, you put your jacket on for the short walk across the car park. Your Mrs starts pissing about with your collar from behind as your walking to your car, guaranteeing to scratch your neck in the process. For Christs sake woman I will be taking it off again when I am home in the next 5 minutes

Arh she is showing she loves you ;)

 

[halfmist]

Arh she is showing she loves you ;)

She is more likely to be pulling out of strangling me at the last moment.!!

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Seeing a thread in here to do with a specific TV show instead of it getting put in the TV series thread. FFS!!!!!!!

 

[give it to gordon]

New car indicators.

Why are they so small now ?
It's notto bad at night but in the sun I cant see them

 

[laserblue]

Being called a southerner


Ok I lived down here since 1965 and probably havent really got a manc accent. But I still pronounce words the manc way ( bath and not barth )

The acid test is if you say latte or laaaaahte.

 

[laserblue]

Those people who when a plane lands and comes to a standstill at the gate, immediately get up and start emptying the overhead lockers, even when they have been asked not to by the crew.

I've had the dreadful experience of having to fly Egyptair on several sectors. As soon as the back wheels touch the tarmac I've seen Egyptian passengers out of their seats and dragging their oversized baggage from the overhead lockers.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

When you hear people in the radio calling it ‘Royal Askett’.

 

[Magicpole]

Walking along Princes St starving, then seeing someone eating something that looks delicious, you ask for a bit and they look at you as if you’re a fucking madman. I give up.

 

[Blue Mist]

When you ask a simple question that requires a yes or no answer, but you get a story about her best friend, the lady 4 doors down who you don't know and a lecture on the fact that 2 egg custards will make you fat.
Do you want a fucking cup of tea or not ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you ask a simple question that requires a yes or no answer, but you get a story about her best friend, the lady 4 doors down who you don't know and a lecture on the fact that 2 egg custards will make you fat.
Do you want a fucking cup of tea or not ?

You've met my sister then, dont ask her the time, she'll tell you how a clock works.

 

[Blue Mist]

And whilst we are on about it, when I am driving and you are in the front passnger seat, it is of absolutely no fuckin' use to wave your hand whilst it is on your knee to indicate something, especially when it is accompanied by some stupid phrase like 'i think its that one'

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Queuing to pay behind certain people who insist on packing everything to perfection then drag everything out of their wallet to get their points and pay the bill, ensuring that they have a chat with the tiller about every little thing that they can.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

City players risking injury playing for England in some pointless, made up shit competition when they should be on a beach somewhere having a rest.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Queuing to pay behind certain people who insist on packing everything to perfection then drag everything out of their wallet to get their points and pay the bill, ensuring that they have a chat with the tiller about every little thing that they can.

Are these the same people that as soon as they have exited the shop, stop at the entrance to the shop in order to do who the fuck knows what, blocking it for everyone else?

 

[Magicpole]

Queuing to pay behind certain people who insist on packing everything to perfection then drag everything out of their wallet to get their points and pay the bill, ensuring that they have a chat with the tiller about every little thing that they can.

Sorry about that, I just love a natter.

 

[Magicpole]

City players risking injury playing for England in some pointless, made up shit competition when they should be on a beach somewhere having a rest.

Probably would have been more effective too.