Stupid little things that bug you

Haha,I know, that’s what hurts the most. Last hole out of probably 50, 33c thinking of beer and Blam!
My mate worked at a company where there was a log in the accident report book that said something along the lines of "Drilled a hole through my hand whilst demonstrating safe working practice".
 
I'm mentioning it again but nonces who reserve sun beds at the hotel. The hotel im at is decent but disappointed they haven't implemented a no reserve policy. A family of whales reserved beds with an amazing view only to turn up later on in the day. Towels should have been launched in the pool.
If I go to a resort that is full of cunts that do that I will also do it. But, I will get up and throw a t shirt on a chair on my way to breakfast. Only about 30 mins they are unattended.
If we get up and fuck off for a couple of hours we will take our shit up to the room so other people can use the chairs.

We were away one year and a pair of cunts had a big sunbed with a canopy over it and two loungers pulled up beside it so they could have a choice of sun or shade. They also fucked off all day.
It was great to see them come back and somebody had taken the two chairs and their stuff was covered in ants because they had also brought half the buffet down to the canopy bed before fucking off.
 
Athletes who do that ‘finger-and-thumb’ reveal thing across their chest where it says their country.
 
People who make up their own spellings.

I can only analyze that behavior and have no defense. I don’t know how they sleep at nite, I suppose they could care less if they’re cozy in their pajamas.

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