I feel like that too, sometimesI know.
We're on a ship of fools
I feel like that too, sometimesI know.
We're on a ship of fools
Go on then, cockerI’ve got this weird little growth of skin and bubbly bits that sometimes seems to just have a mind of its own but most of the time is just a very tender spot waiting for someone or something to smack into it.
It’s become a really annoying point for me and my friends as it tends to hinder or cause problems in pretty much everything and anything I do.
Should I get it removed?
People without any common sense, to the point you are embarrassed and despair in equal measure.
People disengaged from what is going on around them because they are walking with their heads permanently down at their mobiles and then look at you like you are stupid for being in their way.
Wankers, the lot of 'em.
My solution is better......just get the missus to cut it. Works in my house.Astroturf is the future. Best thing I ever did.
Antiques Roadtrip. These 'so called experts' who buy from dealers then sell at auction...Bargain Hunt. How is this allowed? This is essentially our money being spunked up daily by giving 4 obvious fucktards £600 5 days a week to give to a market hall or field full of Lovejoy's, gleefully taking the money in return for a load of old worthless tat. This has been going on for years too. The cunts all have a good laugh at the end and kick their legs in the air chortling about how they spend £150 on a useless piece of shit which got a fiver back at auction.
Get yourself an ice cream vanI live on a narrow country lane which is much frequented by cyclists, walkers and 'joggers'. I get really pissed off driving up behind someone 'jogging' when they have earbuds in and they don't know I'm there until I sound my horn. Last week there was a bloke 'jogging' towards me, headphones on, looking at his phone. I had been stopped 5 seconds before he noticed me when he was about a yard from my front bumper. Tossers.
Non aligning perforations in toilet roll.