Stupid little things that bug you

[Kinkladze 1]

People who think anyone is interested in their pronouns ffs. Sad twats.

 

[Bill Walker]

Fuckwits on electric bikes, scooters and skateboards going way too fast.
Dickheads on the tram with phone on speaker.
Teenage girls on the tram, every second word is "like"

 

[zebbemacahan]

Being stuck with my wife in an elevator right now, having just missed our friends wedding, waiting for the repair guy.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Being stuck with my wife in an elevator right now, having just missed our friends wedding, waiting for the repair guy.

Sounds like really bad luck you're having. How long have you been stuck in there?
Sympathies.

 

[Barcon]

When people continue to write in the search bar even after their chosen search topic has already come up in the drop down thing!! Ffs.

 

[Gaz76]

People who treat food as a conversation, can't eat fuck all at home or at work without someone piping up, mmm that smells nice, what have you got, where did you get that from, bla bla bla.......ffs just let me eat MY food in peace.

 

[Gaz76]

Snobby cunts at Wimbledon wearing sunglasses when it's raining outside and the roof is on, la de dah look at me I can't fuckin see

 

[Mr Fraser]

Man of the match not allowed. Player of the match allowed. Lionesses positively encouraged

 

[bennyboy]

I'm posting it in here before my ban.
The way City fans are disregarding the law and declaring Mendy not innocent.
I will state now, anyone who commits rape should be jailed for many many years but the posts in that thread are unbelievable.

A City player gets found not guilty.The amount of posts on the thread saying it is wrong I found unbelievable.

Snobby cunts at Wimbledon wearing sunglasses when it's raining outside and the roof is on, la de dah look at me I can't fuckin see

Walking about with sunglasses on top of your head instead of over your eyes.
Look at me I have a pair of designer sunglasses.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who treat food as a conversation, can't eat fuck all at home or at work without someone piping up, mmm that smells nice, what have you got, where did you get that from, bla bla bla.......ffs just let me eat MY food in peace.

They’re only making conversation! You could go eat somewhere else if you dont want to be spoken to! Or just wear a sign saying “fuck off and leave me alone”.

 

[bennyboy]

They’re only making conversation! You could go eat somewhere else if you dont want to be spoken to! Or just wear a sign saying “fuck off and leave me alone”.

Just don't go to Macdonald's.lol.

 

[Gaz76]

They’re only making conversation! You could go eat somewhere else if you dont want to be spoken to! Or just wear a sign saying “fuck off and leave me alone”.

I've tried the "fuck off an leave me alone sign" didn't work, they asked me why I was wearing it, any more valuable ideas

 

[zebbemacahan]

Sounds like really bad luck you're having. How long have you been stuck in there?
Sympathies.

We were stuck for about two hours. So we missed the ceremony, but was just in time for the weddingparty afterwards :) So it could’ve been a lot worse

 

[Grassland Blue]

We were stuck for about two hours. So we missed the ceremony, but was just in time for the weddingparty afterwards :) So it could’ve been a lot worse

It must have been awful stuck in there for 2 hours.
Any idea what caused the problem?

 

[zebbemacahan]

It must have been awful stuck in there for 2 hours.
Any idea what caused the problem?

Yeah, it really sucked. The repair guy said it was some sort of electrical problem

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Just don't go to Macdonald's.lol.

He's eating his free meal allowance.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The terms and conditions that Land Rover put on the bottom of thier latest Defender ad. They are either covering their arses because of the idiots that buy their cars or they are warning the idiots that drive cars of the perils of driving a Land Rover Defender.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Superfluous reminders.
For example on trains. One of the ones I use stops at roughly 5 minute intervals. The station is announced and then a load of waffle about taking your things with you. Then when it leaves, waffle, suspicious this and that. Really annoying.
(You still get people on the wrong train too!)

 

[Bill Walker]

Superfluous reminders.
For example on trains. One of the ones I use stops at roughly 5 minute intervals. The station is announced and then a load of waffle about taking your things with you. Then when it leaves, waffle, suspicious this and that. Really annoying.
(You still get people on the wrong train too!)

You get that on our trams. Pointless announcements just before every station.

This tram is travelling too......
The next station is...... exit here for....... please use the pedestrian crossing, to cross the road

Everybody knows, shut it. :(

 

[Dirty Harry]

The terms and conditions that Land Rover put on the bottom of thier latest Defender ad. They are either covering their arses because of the idiots that buy their cars or they are warning the idiots that drive cars of the perils of driving a Land Rover Defender.

Not seen the ‘T&C’s’ but my mechanic, (who spent almost 30 years in the armed forces, so worked on them day-in day-out) told me if I ever get a Land Rover or Range Rover, then I need to find another mechanic because they are absolute shite lol.
To kind of confirm this, I dated a girl for a while who’s ex ran an Land Rover/Range Rover MOT/servicing/repair garage who said the same, he also added that plenty of people can afford to buy one, but when it comes to maintenance etc and paying up, it’s a different story, he was still owed about £40,000 for work he’d done the previous 3 months that was still outstanding.