Stupid little things that bug you

[Barcon]

Come over here , i need protecting

I'm not fixing your fence.

 

[stan bowles]

Haha..No, Dolly.

"I Will Always Love You" was issued on March 18, 1974, as the second single from Parton's thirteenth solo studio album, Jolene (1974). During its original release in 1974, "I Will Always Love You" reached number four in Canada on the Canadian RPM Country Tracks chart and peaked at number one on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart, becoming one of the best selling singles of 1974.

Beautiful voice....nice guitar.

I remember an interview with Dolly talking about this song she'd written and she mentioned she was contacted by Elvis Presley's people (presumably the Colonel ?) saying Elvis would like to cover the song and release it but they'd want 50% of the songwriting royalties if he did. She told them 'no thanks'. Good on her.

 

[Blue Mist]

No discounted eggs in either Aldi or Lidl this morning, the bastards.

Outrageous. I blame the Jehovahs Witnessesess.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

We have masonary bees

Do they have their own handshake?
Sorry.
Wing shake.

 

[normskih]

It's that's @Tuearts right boot Normy babe. He's always starring arguments, derailing threads anything to dow fear and confusion.
I didn't get any Easter Eggs by the way.

Oh is he the one;)
Oh no chocolate Egg either, that’s a shame. Well I was treated to one, not started it yet, having said that I still have chocolate from Christmas to eat yet:)

 

[normskih]

They were quietly building one under our bed once.

A wasp nest building quietly under your bed? Did they wear house slippers:) They must have been quiet, I’ve got partial hearing and I can hear one at 10 feet.

 

[WickyWain]

Drivers that drop people off somewhere and then beep their horn as they drive off, cunts.

 

[give it to gordon]

When the missus records something than watches it and doesnt fast forwards the adverts.

 

[1961_vintage]

I just downloaded (ahem) all of Stephen King's books..

Have you read any and are they good ?

Anything pre-1990 is good (esp The Stand and the Dark Tower series).

After that - mainly shite.

 

[normskih]

Those footballers who point to their name just because they’ve scored a goal. Remind them it’s a team game, you don’t find many defenders or goalkeepers pointing to their names when they’ve made a goal line clearance.

 

[Bill Walker]

A wasp nest building quietly under your bed? Did they wear house slippers:) They must have been quiet, I’ve got partial hearing and I can hear one at 10 feet.

I was lying just to give Kaz the willies..


;-)
Did I just say that ?

 

[old blue]

Outrageous. I blame the Jehovahs Witnessesess.

They were eaten by the staff, I don't blame them having to turn in on a Bank Holiday.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I just downloaded (ahem) all of Stephen King's books..

Have you read any and are they good ?

Salem’s Lot scared the shit out of me when I read it.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

That baby with a Mohican riding a motorbike around a used food dish.

 

[bitterblue78]

Easter eggs. There smaller and have 1 chocolate bar in

 

[bitterblue78]

Just had a monster wasp in the bedroom , extremely huge , noisy and angry , fucking scary , hoovered it up with my spidey catcher and put it outside as i am nice to all animals, except flies , i just sprayed one of those

Should kill a wasp. There nobheads

 

[bitterblue78]

People from warrington

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

A Train being 14 minutes later. Enough to be an inconvenience if not a major disruption but a minute short of the compensation entitlement.

I wanted some of the free money.

 

[WickyWain]

People from Warrington are legends

I agree.

 

[Slipper One]

We had one of those murder hornets hanging around our front door for a couple of days.
I twatted it dead.

Barcon.........locally known as, The Butcher Of Bark Lake.

Twatting squirrels very soon.