Grassland Blue
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It's a legacy from when they were children.
" I know it's on the large side - but you"ll grow into it...."
Stupid little things that bug you
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" I know it's on the large side - but you"ll grow into it...."
Bill Walker
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I can excuse a seventy odd year old bloke but not a 25 year old woman.
Dial M 4 Mercer
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People who ask;
“Are you ready for Christmas”.
“Are you ready for Christmas”.
Eccles Blue
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Those drone things. There’s little enough privacy in the world without suddenly realising that there’s a drone recording what your doing in the alleged privacy of your own house or garden.
What are they using them for?
What are they using them for?
Eccles Blue
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No. Oh dear has @Prestwich_Blue gotbone then. Whoops I’m in trouble now!! :-) :-) Help.
Tbh I thought Eccles is far to nice and sensible to start a parody thread.........
Eccles Blue
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Having seen the videos and photos from the drones in the drones thread I humbly apologise to @Prestwich_Blue and say that the footage on that thread shows beautiful photos. So I’ve changed my mind. (I’m a woman so live with it!)
However, however if he does try the photographing of me sunbathing topless …… I will still sue!!
Plus it will never, ever happen as I haven’t the faintest idea how you do that! ;-) ;-) *rofl*
Ergh you just take your t shirt and bra off then lay down in the sun.
Eccles Blue
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What’s a t shirt? Is it like a football shirt? ;-) ;-)
Plus where do I find the sun? It doesn’t shine a lot in Eccles. ;-)
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Uncle Wally One Ball
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2 incredibly annoying affected ways of speaking have developed in the yoof over the last few years.
They started pronouncing words like thirsty and birthday as tharsty and barthday.
They also started pronouncing their Ts as Ds like bloody yanks do.
All meant that yesterday I heard one of these knobbers say that it was her barthday weekend and she had turned thardy.
Royal Mail thinking that GPS takes priority over an actual address and just leaving parcels behind the bin of some random house and attaching a photo of someone else's front door to their shit app as 'proof of delivery'.
Might just start sending them pictures of a £5 note as 'proof I've paid' for anything.
Might just start sending them pictures of a £5 note as 'proof I've paid' for anything.
This is a fantastic way to use them. Over 5,000 animals found so far
Drone to Home - Lost dog search and rescue
Drone to Home - Lost Dog search and rescue helping people find their beloved animals. Registered Charity 1198796
dronetohome.org.uk
Stoned Rose
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Yodel left £400 of Xmas presents I’d ordered for the fam on my doorstep last week.
Genuinely blew my mind they didn’t get pinched.
FFS! Glad it wasn't claimed before you got it. That would have proper screwed the whole thing up for you. Nobody in the delivery chain thinks they're accountable for anything.
Funnily enough, my birthday and my bathday are both only once a year.