Stupid things your bird has said

[citymacc]

Missus: "I keep meaning to tell you, I've got a savings account"
Me: "Great, how much have you got in it?"
Missus: "Nothing"

 

[CityChick]

Missus: "I keep meaning to tell you, I've got a savings account"
Me: "Great, how much have you got in it?"
Missus: "Nothing"

haha whats wrong with that?? she said she had an account, not money it lol

 

[wolfie1988]

England v USA in the world cup, the players are lining up in the tunnel:

She says: What if they need a wee?
Me: Are you having a laugh, seriously?

Suffice to say i watched the next match in the pub with the lads

 

[WeaverWonderland]

My Mrs just come out with a belter! When filling in an application form she turns to me and say "Ric am i hetrosexual?" lol stupid cow

 

[4evablu]

she once said.. "are u going to the match tomorrow? "

.........fuckin idiot..

 

[117 M34]

My Mrs just come out with a belter! When filling in an application form she turns to me and say "Ric am i hetrosexual?" lol stupid cow

What job was she applying for that needs to know that?

 

[mcfc1996]

You don't need one of those I'm on the pill

 

[lee-mcfc]

" is japan in china?" :|

typical dumb blonde

 

[speccybob]

My mate's just put this as his status update on fbook


Can't believe my mother!! After asking me what UFC was and after explaining that it was basically real fighting where anything goes other than biting and eye gauging, and that u get boxers, ju jitsu and all kinds of martial artists in it, she asked me if they have tag team matches!!! Jesus woman!!!!

 

[PistonBlue]

"do we have to watch the football?"